Billville Winery

[Jester2000]

This doesn't really belong in the humor forum, but since most threads I start end up here anyway . . .

Billville Winery is proud to introduce it's latest offering, the 10 Year Reserve of it's flagship wine, Magic Blaze Red.

From the label:

"Located in the hills overlooking the town dump, the Billville Winery offers arguably the 3rd or possibly 4th finest wine produced anywhere in Billville. Magic Blaze Red comes from grapevines lovingly tended to by workers who are probably not illegal immigrants. The grapes are crushed by the feet of current year thru-hikers, which accounts for the wine's unique flavor, unusul aroma, and the occasional toenail in the bottles.

Magic Blaze Red complements beef, chicken, meat lovers pizza, Ramen, and Snickers Bars.

As with all things Billvillian, Satisfaction is Guaranteed -- as long as your standards aren't terribly high. Enjoy!"

[sofaking]

aww yeah, red and snickers...

[mudhead]

Looks like it goes well with cow.

[Jester2000]

Looks like it goes well with cow.

Haha! That's actually a deer skull. It goes great with venison . . .

[ARambler]

Is that your handwriting on this sign just out of Sierra City? It is such a long climb that I think the trail should be marked Whine. Where do I get a bottle of the red stuff?
Rambler

[ARambler]

sign on the pct.
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/show...i=38453&c=684][/url]

[Jester2000]

Haha! Not my handwriting. Graffitti isn't my thing, although I do appreciate the clever ones. I must say that the amount of whining I did climbing out of Sierra City was epic. Due mainly to a combination of a hangover and smoke from a nearby fire.

[Jester2000]

Where do I get a bottle of the red stuff?
Rambler

This wine is currently not for retail sale, as the government is studying not its effects on pregnant women, but the fact that a lot of women end up pregnant after drinking it.

[WalkinHome]

Hi Jester,

I am still in possession of the ORIGINAL Billville Vineyard & Tractor Supply Magic Blaze Red wine issued god knows when. It probably started out as a good vinegar and maybe transformed into a fine red wine. Or maybe I can bring it to a Catholic church service and they can do something with it. Thoughts?

[Jester2000]

Hi Jester,

I am still in possession of the ORIGINAL Billville Vineyard & Tractor Supply Magic Blaze Red wine issued god knows when. It probably started out as a good vinegar and maybe transformed into a fine red wine. Or maybe I can bring it to a Catholic church service and they can do something with it. Thoughts?

I believe that came out in 2005. As with all Billville wines, it can be used for drinking, stripping paint and wallpaper, dissolving rust, sealing wood decks, and fixing cracks in windshields.

[mweinstone]

whats all this

[mudhead]

You'd eat Bambi?

[Panzer1]

What's the "10" on the bottle supposed to mean?

Panzer

[Old Hillwalker]

Jester, your wine's test results are in - your horse is pregnant

[Jester2000]

What's the "10" on the bottle supposed to mean?

Panzer

It's the 10 year reserve of Magic Blaze Red Wine. Not coincidentally, it's the logo on our 10th anniversary shirts.

[camojack]

I had some of the wine...it was OK.

[Jester2000]

I had some of the wine...it was OK.

You cearly weren't drunk enough when you started drinking it.

[Johnny Thunder]

At some point today Chaco and I will begin the initial run of our new soon-to-be-named microbrewery. Our first offering will be an IPA indistinguishable from other IPA's called "BrewDog" and will have a label featuring our girlfriends saying "I think he means his 'phallus'"? or "yes, we would like 'a' beer."

[Disney]

At some point today Chaco and I will begin the initial run of our new soon-to-be-named microbrewery. Our first offering will be an IPA indistinguishable from other IPA's called "BrewDog" and will have a label featuring our girlfriends saying "I think he means his 'phallus'"? or "yes, we would like 'a' beer."

I've heard that theory, that men relate everything back to their genitalia, that everything we're involved in is merely a substitute for simply pulling out a ruler. I think it's a fallacy.

[Johnny Thunder]

I've heard that theory, that men relate everything back to their genitalia, that everything we're involved in is merely a substitute for simply pulling out a ruler. I think it's a fallacy.

that sounds phallusy....hmmm?