OK, as I'm sure many of you long-distance hikers probably know, sometimes s&*t happens. You're low on food and far away from any re-supply, or maybe there's someone hiking with you who is just a real pain in the ass for some reason, or whatever.
Let's face it: Sometimes, you just gotta eat somebody.
Now, we all do it from time to time, cannibalism is perfectly natural, so let's not pretend to get all uptight & judgemental about it, OK?
So, what is the best way to serve humans, and what kind of side dishes & wine go best with it?