By the time I got to Wendigo[Isle Royale] this summer, I was ready; especially that young lass at the ranger station. Now she was quite the dish. If ya know what I mean.
"For me, it is better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."
Carl Sagan
Gotta love pee soup!!!
"For me, it is better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."
Carl Sagan
Oh, to be appreciated someday!
In an effort to add diversity to the workforce, five cannibals get hired by the School District. During the welcoming ceremony the superintendent says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't get into trouble and eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the superintendent returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shake their heads no.
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the janitor?" A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies furiously, "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating Assistant Principals, Curriculum Directors, Subject Area Leaders, Team Leaders, Supervisors, Science teachers and Area Coordinators and no one noticed anything, and YOU had to go and eat the janitor!"
Gotta be a teacher to REALLY appreciate this one.
Old Hiker
AT Hike 2012 - 497 Miles of 2184
AT Thru Hiker - 29 FEB - 03 OCT 2016 2189.1 miles
Just because my teeth are showing, does NOT mean I'm smiling.
Hányszor lennél inkább máshol?
I can't decide if I should be offended by the tastless Cannibal jokes, or not. Guess I'll decide after dinner.
Tomorrow might just be too late and today is just beginning.
Sure, I suppose, but wouldn't you like something more, shall we say, tender?Originally Posted by Snowleopard
I have seen similiar in a corporate setting....instead of the assistant principals etc. It was vice presidents, contract management, consultants, legal affairs, HR etc.
human with just a little butter and garlic tastes just like Bald Eagle!
geek
I love children......but I can never finish a whole one by myself.
Often Accused, Often Guilty but Seldom Guilty of What I am Accused.
kind of a cross between bald eagle and spotted owl, IMO
If you find yourself in a fair fight; your tactics suck.
I find this thread totally offensive. As an canibalism survivor, the emotional scars are still very fresh. I nearly lost my life last summer to a thru-hiker. Read about my harrowing expeirience in the following thread:
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?t=52523
It could happen to you.
http://www.radio-outdoors.com Ham Radio and the outdoors. Perfect together!
"To Serve Man" is an episode of the television series The Twilight Zone.
The story is based on a short story To Serve Man written by Damon Knight. The title is a play on the word serve having the dual meanings "assist" and "provide as a meal".
from Wiki....
Jesus was my co-pilot...until we crash landed in the Himalayas and I had to eat him.
Trail name- Jingles.
That was one of the first Science Fiction stories I ever read. My uncle had a lot of 40s and 50s pulp magazines and I read it at his house. A classic."To Serve Man" is an episode of the television series The Twilight Zone.
The story is based on a short story To Serve Man written by Damon Knight. The title is a play on the word serve having the dual meanings "assist" and "provide as a meal".
from Wiki....
Anyone remember a shortish movie called "A Boy and His Dog"? Loved the ending.
Old Hiker
AT Hike 2012 - 497 Miles of 2184
AT Thru Hiker - 29 FEB - 03 OCT 2016 2189.1 miles
Just because my teeth are showing, does NOT mean I'm smiling.
Hányszor lennél inkább máshol?
Haha... yep!
http://www.radio-outdoors.com Ham Radio and the outdoors. Perfect together!
Yeah they had company for lunch at the end of the movie. At least Don Johnson didn't have to stay at the "farm".
11 days. That's how long it takes a starving group to resort to cannabilism.
If you don't have something nice to say,
Be witty in your cruelty.
Conducted the experiment, have you? Remind me to not hike for over.....say, a week with you!
Old Hiker
AT Hike 2012 - 497 Miles of 2184
AT Thru Hiker - 29 FEB - 03 OCT 2016 2189.1 miles
Just because my teeth are showing, does NOT mean I'm smiling.
Hányszor lennél inkább máshol?
Conducted the experiment, have you? Remind me to not hike for over.....say, a week with you!
11 days might be a on the quick side.
In the case of Dudley and Stephens it was about 19 days.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Dudley_and_Stephens
With the Rugby players I believe I read it was three weeks, but can't find a cite.
And those represent two significantly different forms of cannibalism, the first involved murdering someone still alive the second the eating those who had already died. The first is wrong, the second understandable.
Love people and use things; never the reverse.
Mt. Katahdin would be a lot quicker to climb if its darn access trail didn't start all the way down in Georgia.
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