"You're too out of shape." "You won't even make it ten miles (Response to my stating I'll be happy if I make to North Carolina)." "You don't know what you're getting into."
And other pearls of wisdom, including diet, "You should take a tablespoon of straight olive oil every one or two miles.", "(Joking, I think) Take this (restaurant can of chocolate pudding) up the mountain, and just eat it; it's bound to last two or three days....Of course it's going to be heavy to begin with, but it'll get lighter."
ETC....
Yes, my family's very supportive.
Maybe this belongs in "Hiking Humor?"
~K2~