You hear about people getting shot?

[flemdawg1]

57 year old, drunk and an arsehole.

I'm sure he's a great guy if you survive long enough to get to know him.

[SGT Rock]

I'm sure he's a great guy if you survive long enough to get to know him.

You know what they say about first impressions...

[flemdawg1]

You know what they say about first impressions...

That you don't ever hear the one that kills you.


Ok I'll stop.

[Lion King]

You know what they say about first impressions...

different gauges make different impressions.

I got hit with a .12 before...not a bad impression, but it hurt for a couple weeks. and left a few little round scars.

[Roland]

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I got hit with a .12 before...not a bad impression, but it hurt for a couple weeks. and left a few little round scars.

Who were you hunting with? There's a joke there, somewhere.

Did the guy work in a city with a name that matches his initials?

[Tuckahoe]

King, Your right..Violence is rising everywhere.. The trail is still one of the safest places to be..

I'm glad they caught this guy...What a...Well any name is too good for some one like that..

Graywolf

Ummm no sorry, but crime in general, especially violent crimes are on the decline and has been so for many years to the lowest levels in nearly 40 years according to Justice Department stats.

I know it doesnt work into what the daily news pumps out, sorry about that.

[Lion King]

Who were you hunting with? There's a joke there, somewhere.

Did the guy work in a city with a name that matches his initials?

Cousin, South GA...tree...squirrel...BANG, I fall down.

[Roland]

Cousin, South GA...tree...squirrel...BANG, I fall down.

With cousins like that, you don't need enemies!

Huntin' squirrel with a 12 GA?!! Damn, what does he use to hunt bear?

[Lion King]

With cousins like that, you don't need enemies!

Huntin' squirrel with a 12 GA?!! Damn, what does he use to hunt bear?

we were out of 4/10 shells and Grandpa was waving the .22 around telling War stories at the fryer.

[Roland]

we were out of 4/10 shells and Grandpa was waving the .22 around telling War stories at the fryer.

The moral of the story: Don't play goalie for a hunting team.

[berkshirebirder]

Cousin, South GA...tree...squirrel...BANG, I fall down.

That must be where "first cousin once removed" comes from.

[Darwin again]

This incident should provide incentive not to road walk.
Like the pub dudes said in American Werewolf in London,
"Keep to the mooooooooers, stay off the roooooads."

There are monsters on the roads, people.
Monsters.