So you are in shelter & you have to let one loose. What do you do?
So you are in shelter & you have to let one loose. What do you do?
Let 'er rip, get r done . . . makes for more elbow room
Yes I agree,If the shelter is full and you need your space.....berrrrrrrt.but if you have a shred of decency and don't wanna be thought of as a farm animal then let every one know what's about to go down and let'er rrrrrrrrrip.
1) Dig 6-8" cathole
2) Fart
3) Fill in cathole
You just made a shape charge
barking spiders!
Please be polite and give fair warning first....
Depends.... If you are jusst sitting around in evening/afternoon get up, walk outside and grab a breather while you are airing out. If it is quiet and everyone's in their bags, asleep, just let it eek out and no one would/should notice by the time your bag filters it.
.....Someday, like many others who joined WB in the early years, I may dry up and dissapear....
Thats gonna itch when it dries!
skinny d
If you think its going to be a good one you want to hold it in a bit, and see what everyone else has to offer first, and then when everyone else has had their turn, then you crank it out. If can be rather disappointing and embarrassing if it's fizzled out by then, but hey, no guts, no glory.
Perhaps the most impressive is the silent and deadly, especially when it arrives late after all the bravado, and was delivered by the most unlikely suspect. Classic. Pregnant lady farts are definitely among the deadliest.
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“Only two things are infinite; The universe and human stupidity,
And I’m starting to wonder about the universe.”
Albert Einstein
Try and form up the cheeks correctly and make it an Silent But Deadly.
Whatever you do, don't waste the opportunity to put some free enthalpy into your sleeping bag. Mmmm, toasty footbox.
just let it rip and laugh.....
It builds character and memories.
If this was in the "thruhiker specific" forum, I'd say it would depend upon where you were on the trail. After a couple of months, no one notices unless they want to mount a challenge.
As I live, declares the Lord God, I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that the wicked turn back from his way and live. Ezekiel 33:11
hahaha... all of these made me LOL.
shelter farts are cool... but never crop dust a fellow hiker!
"i ain't got a dime
but what i got is mine
i ain't rich,
but Lord, i'm free."
just blame it on someone else. look at your neighbor and fan the air.
Dyslexics Untie!