Strip clubs on the AT

[Llama Legs]

I figured it out and unfortunately I just can't carry enough ones...

[Mountain Mike]

It sure blows the hell out of theat $1 a mile budget plan.

[sits-in-car]

"Honey, nothing happened, I swear. You know the trail goes right past there and I thought I'd do some trail magic and see if anybody needed a lift into town. I sat in my car for an hour waiting for hikers coming off the trail. I just went in to use the bathroom and there was a line. That's why my car was parked without me in it for so long. Honest !"

[Gray Blazer]

Here is your sign on the FT south of Starke.