Wisdom from the trail 2005

[jlb2012]

This thread was inspired by a recent entry in the High Top Hut register by Hydro:

"miles per day is like your GPA in school - the bigger the number the better it looks but the smaller the number the more fun you are having"


Please add any inspiring entries found in this years registers or journals to this thread.

[Lone Wolf]

Blue-blazing is like masturbating. Everyone does it but no one admits to it.

[Jack Tarlin]

But blue blazing won't make you go blind.

[Footslogger]

But blue blazing won't make you go blind.

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Is it "blind" or "deaf" ...eh, what'd you say ????

'Slogger

[Clark Fork]

Blue-blazing is like masturbating. Everyone does it but no one admits to it.

And like thru-hiking, you don't have to look your best.

Clark Fork

[SavageLlama]

How is yellow-blazing like a fat chic?

It's fun to catch a ride until a friend sees you.

[Nean]

I like to blue blaze early in the mornin'.

[SGT Rock]

How do you kill a thru-hiker?

Slam the lid on the toliet while he is getting a drink.

[jlb2012]

another quote from Hydro:

"Duct-tape does NOT mend a ripped thermarest."

[A-Train]

However duct tape does mend a ripped heart

[bailcor]

Whats maturbating?

[Hyway]

Its what older people do to please themselves

[Footslogger]

Its what older people do to please themselves

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Hmmm ...like HOW OLD ?? Damn, I remember when 30 was old !!

'Slogger