a man wakes up one morning and hears a little voice in his head saying
"quit your job, sell the house, take the money and go to vegas." he ignores it, but the next day the voice becomes more persistant. quit your job, sell the house , go to vegas. keeps on until he cant stand it anymore, finally quits his job, sells the house, takes the money and hops on a plane to vegas.when he lands at the airport, the voice tells him to find a yellow checker cab and tell the driver to bring him directly to caesars palace.when he gets to caesars palace, the voice tells him to tip the drive $100 bill, walk straight into the casino and go to the roulette table. he does. the voice tells him to put all his money on black17.he does.the croupier drops the ball in, turns round and round, finally landing on red18.
ths little voice says "f***"!!