Nuh-uuuhuh! You're just a...just a....poopy head!Originally Posted by Train Wreck
The last one came straight from my nephew. It used to be the end-all insult between him and his brother. It worked great until he joined the high school debating team
That is too funny! Hmmm... I should think that "parting shot" would even work well into adulthood! That would definitely cause someone to get thrown off-track!
Have to head out for a while. Poor Oz, he'll come on tonight looking for sophisticated humor and classy interaction! Someone needs to step up the content while I'm gone!
I gotta go, too. Work calls!
I included some sophisticated humor for OZ
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
i think i have to start "carding "people at the door. what has this place degenerated to? poopy heads? sticking tongues out?cant i leave this place alone for a few hours and not worry about honey badgers from hell and poopyheads?
where is rocketsocks? maybe hes writing AWOL-cyberhiking the AT?
RS phone home!!
Henrietta is not from hell. She has behaved herself quite nicely on this thread. She did have moments (today) where she wanted to unleash her Honey Badger fury elsewhere...But, she seems quite calm at the cafe. Must be the mice wings.
All I can say in my defense - It had to be done. So there.
Yea. Where is socks?? I was wondering that too HB.
MIA,AWOL, who knows? all i know is hes got a heck of a lot of cyber hiking to catch up on.
I gotta get out of here for now, play nice, and no poopyheads please.
and really water rat. that badger scares the beejeezus out of pepe.
the cafe does have acalming influence though.
gotta take pepe for a walk.
see you later!
Have a good one! I will talk to Henrietta about it and see if maybe we can work on a compromise so she doesn't scare Pepe.
Please tell me that you are familiar with Pepe's pizza in New Haven!
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The very best!
The more miles, the merrier!
NH4K: 21/48; N.E.4K: 25/67; NEHH: 28/100; Northeast 4K: 27/115; AT: 124/2191
Okay, I just meandered into the latest alcohol on the trail thread, but almost got hit by a bottle as I walked in the door. Decided to choose my battles and sneak back out after reading the first dozen posts. What the heck happened there?!? Was anything useful said in the ensuing ten pages, or is it just the usual nonsense and vitriol?
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Duh, Dave of course! But......there are too many really good spots all over New Haven county to stand in that line...no way.
Tolli's, in Staven. Zuppardi's in West Haven. Guilio's in North Haven. Lo Monaco's in Branford [no relation!], Dematteo's in Hamden, even Alforno's here in Saybrook. Too many good spots!
Mennonites have better wheels than the Amish?
Central Pa is less crowded, the kids rat race around!
The usual nonsense. I tried giving what I thought was a reasonable, non-bullying answer. OP decided to take me on, though I was one of the few not bullying. Go figure.
Lets not argue about the Mennonite's beliefs regarding appropriate wheels, they'll being it all the way to the supreme court.
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