So what do i do

[zac39452]

So what do i do if im thru hiking the AT and the zombie apocolypse breaks out?? I just need to know so i can be best prepared for the situations i could be put in! safety procedures, best way to take down a zombie, etc...

[hikerboy57]

So what do i do if im thru hiking the AT and the zombie apocolypse breaks out?? I just need to know so i can be best prepared for the situations i could be put in! safety procedures, best way to take down a zombie, etc...

bring a spork

[Old Hiker]

bring a spork

Drill holes in the handle - dual purpose then: ultra light and you can use it faster for the zombie waves.

[Sarcasm the elf]

http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax/

[zac39452]

im likin the idea of ultralight move fast maybe i could sharpen one end like a prison shank?? which would cut even more weight

[shelb]

Just keep Zom-hiking....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEvyzoBH-Tc

[hikerboy57]

http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax/

ill take 5

[zac39452]

ha so i just searched and somebody else has already brought it up who knew 2 people could think of this and both of us be on whiteblaze haha

[hikerboy57]

ha so i just searched and somebody else has already brought it up who knew 2 people could think of this and both of us be on whiteblaze haha

welcome to the nut house
just bring the spork, trust me.its all you need

[Dogwood]

best way to take down a zombie

1) Grab the guitar that the other wannabe AT thru-hiker on another recent thread is bringing along on his AT thru and start smashing Zombies with it or strum them a lullaby and then RUN.

2) Grab the blow dart gun that another wannabe AT thru-hiker was considering bringing along on his AT thru-hike and start shooting zombies. Aim between the eyes.

3) Grab the crossbow another wannabe AT thru-hiker was considering heading out to the trail with and start aiming for the "yellow" of their zombie eyes.

4) Sacrifice someone for the common good by tying them up in a back corner of a decrepant AT shelter to draw all the zombies in and set the shelter on fire.

If all that fails, know that there will be some irresonsible hiker with an unleashed untrained free roaming supposedly always "friendly" dog that will inevitably lick, sniff, pee on, bite, etc, one of the zombies and create a diversion long enough for you to slip away into the mist. Don't ever go near that dog again. If you still have a zombie problem calmly put down the video game controls and TV remote. Problem solved.

[OzJacko]

welcome to the nut house
just bring the spork, trust me.its all you need

Titanium sporks glow blue when a zombie is near...

[WingedMonkey]

Report them to Alligator.

[tiptoe]

Stealth camp, and the zombies might not find you. I survived the Rapture, I should know.

[Storm]

Hike with Lone Wolf, zombies don't mess with Marines.

[Feral Bill]

No need to do anything. It's just walking dead.

[Karma13]

No need to do anything. It's just walking dead.

This wins the internet! LOL!

[max patch]

Don't worry about it, the world ends later this month anyway.

[avalonmorn]

Chop up a zombie with an axe yogied from a newbie, as your multitool is too small. Put said parts in bear bag, hang low. Contents so nasty that even a hungry bear will not touch. Either escape while zombies are eating, or, hide in bushes and attack them one by one. This method does not work in Yellowstone. The grizzlies are zombies too, and in that case, wear trail runners instead of hiking boots, as you will need them. Good luck.

[RED-DOG]

Use your trekking poles like a spear.

[walknrow]

Wood chipper or the always UL chainsaw!!