Sex on the trail

[evansprater]

This thread is getting funnier by the minute...leave it up to our buddy evansprater to come up with this one.

Haha thanks HikerMom! Thinking of the trail always gives me the funnies. Or maybe I'm just awesome. Probably a little bit of both. Either way, that Rifle guy is going to have a loottt of trouble in the Smokies if they are ANYTHING like they were when I passed through after Sandy. And something tells me that they're going to be. And bug season in NH and Maine?! This dooder is insane.

[brian039]

There were a group of us thru's at a shelter somewhere in VA. Everyone else except me and a teenaged weekender was in the shelter, we were camped out right next to it. I had shin splints at the time and in the morning I was moaning and groaning because it hurt to put my socks on. Later on that day I was stopped for a break and met all the other thru's who were in the shelter the previous night. They were all asking me if I had heard the teenager pleasuring himself that morning. I knew it was me they were talking about and the combination of not wanting to explain myself and the fact that their version was funnier led me to just go on letting them think that.

[Miami Joe]

ON the trail? Good God, man. Get a room.

[coach lou]

ON the trail? Good God, man. Get a room.

The 2 that started all this, only had a shade tree.

[RCBear]

I am going to laminate me an official "Trail Relations" permit that has the white blaze on it and hang it from the back of my pack. It will also include the statement that you only need 1 permit per 2 people. That way you can leave your options open.

.... Of course this is in theory only and should NOT been used by people that have Gizzy Bear as their hiking partner. Or I run the risk of her finding a new place to stow her hiking poles at the end the day

[Josh Calhoun]

I get tired just thinking about 20 minutes...

haha that made me LOL

[Hairbear]

How do you have sex with the wrong person?

Its called an adams apple that doesnt show till morning light. This hasnt happened to me ,but the fear is there strong enough to look several times during foreplay.lol

[RCBear]

How do you have sex with the wrong person?

Its called an adams apple that doesnt show till morning light. This hasnt happened to me ,but the fear is there strong enough to look several times during foreplay.lol

I'd like to point out that if you are figuiring it out during foreplay, that would still be too late in the game for me! !

[gizzy bear]

I am going to laminate me an official "Trail Relations" permit that has the white blaze on it and hang it from the back of my pack. It will also include the statement that you only need 1 permit per 2 people. That way you can leave your options open.

.... Of course this is in theory only and should NOT been used by people that have Gizzy Bear as their hiking partner. Or I run the risk of her finding a new place to stow her hiking poles at the end the day

that is a pretty sexist comment...why do YOU get the "trail relations" permit?!? why are your options open? so i suppose you ordered me a "trail burka" ?? pfffft....

[Hairbear]

I'd like to point out that if you are figuiring it out during foreplay, that would still be too late in the game for me! !

darn the junk glasses lmao.

[Hairbear]

darn the junk glasses lmao.

I guess that answers the question of when you walk into a shelter woundering why there is a pair of smashed glasses on the floor.

[RCBear]

darn the junk glasses lmao.

I guess that answers the question of when you walk into a shelter woundering why there is a pair of smashed glasses on the floor.

After 1500 miles of trail behind you, I'm guessing it may just be like prison. People willing 2 step outside of there box so to speak. Lol

[fredmugs]

Judging by the term "Pink Blazing" and some of the groups I encountered I would think most everyone was having sex but ME.

Pink blazing > Red blazing.

[RCBear]

that is a pretty sexist comment...why do YOU get the "trail relations" permit?!? why are your options open? so i suppose you ordered me a "trail burka" ?? pfffft....

yes. but REI has a great return policy on the Osprey Trail Burka 95 (which is the ventilated model, 2 holes at the nose) ....section hike and then return them.

[gizzy bear]

yes. but REI has a great return policy on the Osprey Trail Burka 95 (which is the ventilated model, 2 holes at the nose) ....section hike and then return them.

i want the one that comes with a camel.... kanx

[coach lou]

Come on....I'm tryin' to work here.......................Gizzy in a Burka.....................

[RCBear]

Come on....I'm tryin' to work here.......................Gizzy in a Burka.....................

Not sure that makes my top 5 on the role playing list, but hey...i don't want to be known as prude either!

[Crystal2886]

haha, yes it happens ON the trail. and beside the trail. and in shelters. and on picnic tables outside the shelter. and wherever else, really. annnd yes someone has been heard "having sex" with himself in a shelter as well.
No need to be all lonely on the trail!

[Statue]

Does having sex on the trail improve your base weight? If so, I'm in.

[stranger]

Seen it, done it, heard it...life doesn't stop cause you go hiking. Some people are more private than others, some have no common sense, people will be people : )