I'm with you rocketsocks....doctors are supposed to alleviate concerns not be sarcastic asses. If they were more accessible you wouldn't need to look things up on the internet to get answers....and likely confused. If they have the knowledge, there should be a way to get them to share it. Fifteen minutes annually is insufficient time to get health questions answered, but go ahead and try to call the office with a question.....
(this applies to almost all drs in my experience, except for my rheumatologist who is, in fact, God's gift to medicine)