I have a friend who hikes with me from time to time. He is lazy and doesn't mind using the system to his own advantage. This weekend he said he wanted to hike the trail. I asked him how is he going to afford that since he works part-time at a nationally-known restaurant. Easy, he said, I'll mooch health care if I need it, food from anyone who will give it to me and anything else I need. By this time, steam was coming out of my collar. I know if he was my kid, I'd grab him by the collar and give him a one-way ticket to Parris Island. What would members of this list do?