where is norovirus?

[hikerboy57]

anybody hear from norovirus? he hasnt posted on trail journals in a while.i heard after the heavy rains, puke and vomit left the trail. havent heard from squirts either

[daddytwosticks]

anybody hear from norovirus? he hasnt posted on trail journals in a while.i heard after the heavy rains, puke and vomit left the trail. havent heard from squirts either

Squirts is hiking towards the rear of the pack.

[Crusinsusan]

I keep waiting for the HB "place your bets" Katahdin ETA thread.

[Just Bill]

Norovirus fell victim to a pink blaze, trail name "Purelle" He was making good time and seemed to be pretty strong, but they got together a few times and once he got a taste of steady tail (you know how he loves his tail) he quit the trail when she wasn't making her miles. I guess she wasn't doing well on the rocks in PA and her strength evaporated. Who knows though, trail hookups like that seldom last off trail, so he'll probably be back on soon enough. Last I heard Squirts was hiking with TP for awhile, but Squirts moved faster and TP couldn't keep up. I saw a post from TP that said, "Squirts is running me into the ground..." I overheard some folks saying that Squirts ended up making a bad choice and tented with a lady going by the name of Poison Ivy and Squirts picked up a STD- obviously some itching and burning, but I didn't hear the exact one. I thought I saw Puke and Vomit at the Spring Creek Inn down in Hot Springs, but it turned out to be Over-served and Spins so I headed for bed. That was the trail talk when I was out- hopefully everyone else is hanging in there!

[hikerboy57]

norovirus has made it to nh:

http://www.trailjournals.com/entry.cfm?id=424675

[Rasty]

norovirus has made it to nh:

http://www.trailjournals.com/entry.cfm?id=424675

Wasn't Coach Lou just at Moosilauke? Coincidence?

[hikerboy57]

Wasn't Coach Lou just at Moosilauke? Coincidence?

no, i think that was driver

[Rasty]

no, i think that was driver

[hikerboy57]

yup, thats coach.

[Just Bill]

Oh I used to poop, like a healthy young man, yes nice strong logs, sturdy as spam.
Like a master plumber, I laid some pipe. My sphincter closed tighter than an angler on a pike.
So I went to the doc, to see what he'd say, so I could leave the toilet, sometime today.
He told me straight, my butt had the flu, flinging poo like the monkey's at the zoo.

Anal leakage, drippin down my knee,
Anal leakage, my pooper failed me,
Anal leakage, my ass don't work,
Anal leakage, it ain't funny Jerk!
- Anal leakage (by yours truly)

[hikerboy57]

Oh I used to poop, like a healthy young man, yes nice strong logs, sturdy as spam.
Like a master plumber, I laid some pipe. My sphincter closed tighter than an angler on a pike.
So I went to the doc, to see what he'd say, so I could leave the toilet, sometime today.
He told me straight, my butt had the flu, flinging poo like the monkey's at the zoo.

Anal leakage, drippin down my knee,
Anal leakage, my pooper failed me,
Anal leakage, my ass don't work,
Anal leakage, it ain't funny Jerk!
- Anal leakage (by yours truly)

well, you've got squirts covered, what about vomit and puke? they feel left out

[Just Bill]

I'm only one man...

[daddytwosticks]

Oh I used to poop, like a healthy young man, yes nice strong logs, sturdy as spam.
Like a master plumber, I laid some pipe. My sphincter closed tighter than an angler on a pike.
So I went to the doc, to see what he'd say, so I could leave the toilet, sometime today.
He told me straight, my butt had the flu, flinging poo like the monkey's at the zoo.

Anal leakage, drippin down my knee,
Anal leakage, my pooper failed me,
Anal leakage, my ass don't work,
Anal leakage, it ain't funny Jerk!
- Anal leakage (by yours truly)

I'm crying...laughing so hard!

[ChinMusic]

Norovirus is virome non grata at Upper Goose Pond Cabin.

[rocketsocks]

Oh I used to poop, like a healthy young man, yes nice strong logs, sturdy as spam.
Like a master plumber, I laid some pipe. My sphincter closed tighter than an angler on a pike.
So I went to the doc, to see what he'd say, so I could leave the toilet, sometime today.
He told me straight, my butt had the flu, flinging poo like the monkey's at the zoo.

Anal leakage, drippin down my knee,
Anal leakage, my pooper failed me,
Anal leakage, my ass don't work,
Anal leakage, it ain't funny Jerk!
- Anal leakage (by yours truly)

LMAO...I just messed myself

[Just Bill]

my rap career was brief- but better a one hit wonder than nothing at all- careful- laughing your ass off is how it starts...

[rocketsocks]

my rap career was brief- but better a one hit wonder than nothing at all- careful- laughing your ass off is how it starts...

Sung to "thee old grey mare"

thee ole round sphincter aint what she used to be...never mind, this is gonna get too weird

[Just Bill]

good call on the abort mission- failing to abort also leads to the condition listed above- better head for bed dude you're about to catch Anal Leakage.

[rocketsocks]

good call on the abort mission- failing to abort also leads to the condition listed above- better head for bed dude you're about to catch Anal Leakage.

I hear ya...time for a second walk.

[hikerboy57]

anybody know where and when norovirus got off the trail?