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    Quote Originally Posted by OzJacko View Post
    I can only stay and play at this
    When I have time that I can miss
    Something that I need to do
    Something called the "honey do"
    Alas there is much I have in that list
    The end of the "honey do" list always shows when you finally stop.
    "You have brains in your head/You have feet in your shoes/You can steer yourself in any direction you choose." - Dr. Seuss

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    They blazed it pure white
    I came I saw I coloured
    Now get over it

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    "rollin home rollin home
    by the waterside I will rest my bones
    listen to the river sing sweet songs
    to rock my soul." Grateful Dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by OzJacko View Post
    They blazed it pure white
    I came I saw I coloured
    Now get over it
    Great Oz! I can't get over it. Absolutely epigrammatic!
    Last edited by aficion; 09-30-2013 at 21:16.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aficion View Post
    Great Oz! I can't get over it. Absolutely epigrammatic!
    He sounded a little pithed off to me

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    Now we talk about Aficion
    Who has a poetic affliction
    Oh how fun to play
    With rhymes to say
    But now must work on his diction

    Think when talking, do not put the brain in neutral but keep it engaged
    "You have brains in your head/You have feet in your shoes/You can steer yourself in any direction you choose." - Dr. Seuss

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    the sun and I will soon
    rear our wondrous heads anew
    cabbage in the garden

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    wet man walking quick
    dripping clothes skin shining pale
    end not nearing soon

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    the roots and rocks are hell
    do you really think I fell?
    they took me down
    right to the ground
    how many times I cannot tell.

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    I long to sleep in my tent
    Oh how many nights and money would be spent
    When I hike the "Trail"
    And complete without fail
    But spend the money I save on my rent
    "You have brains in your head/You have feet in your shoes/You can steer yourself in any direction you choose." - Dr. Seuss

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    A couple I wrote on my thru this past year:

    New Jersey:

    While hiking today I saw a bear,
    Although, it was just sitting there.
    Not in a bush or up in a tree,
    It was plopped down right on the AT!
    I banged my poles and shouted real loud,
    The bear looked at me and stood up proud.
    It looked me in the eye and said with a grin,
    “Would you like some berries, my thru-hiker friend?”



    New York:

    Swamps and mosquitoes are nothing but ****,
    New York, I wish you were put on a ship,
    I’d sail you off to Germany or Turkey,
    And feed you nothing but ramen and jerky.
    I hope the next state will be better,
    Dear Appalachian Trail, forgive this harsh letter.
    Out of step with the world...

    My trail blog:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cro-Mag View Post
    A couple I wrote on my thru this past year:

    New Jersey:

    While hiking today I saw a bear,
    Although, it was just sitting there.
    Not in a bush or up in a tree,
    It was plopped down right on the AT!
    I banged my poles and shouted real loud,
    The bear looked at me and stood up proud.
    It looked me in the eye and said with a grin,
    “Would you like some berries, my thru-hiker friend?”



    New York:

    Swamps and mosquitoes are nothing but ****,
    New York, I wish you were put on a ship,
    I’d sail you off to Germany or Turkey,
    And feed you nothing but ramen and jerky.
    I hope the next state will be better,
    Dear Appalachian Trail, forgive this harsh letter.
    Did you have any words for Pennsylvania?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    Did you have any words for Pennsylvania?
    ive got one

    rocks,rocks,rocks,rocks,rocks.
    rocks,rocks,rocks,rocks,rocks,rocks,rocks,
    finally ,jersey!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hikerboy57 View Post
    ive got one

    rocks,rocks,rocks,rocks,rocks.
    rocks,rocks,rocks,rocks,rocks,rocks,rocks,
    finally ,jersey!!
    Pretty much sums it up as far as I can remember!
    Any time I start thinking about if I ever want to thru-hike, I think about PA and go..."no".

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    fireballs in the sky
    Orionids shooting by
    entitled to look

    seeing needs blessing
    looking, like fishing, takes time
    serendipity rules

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    neither phile, nor phobe.
    all the people of the globe
    enjoy providence

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    the moon is new
    the sky is dark
    I'm glad I'm not
    on Noah's ark
    With wolvwerines
    and badgers too
    who knows what they
    might do to you
    I'm glad to be
    in this sweet sphere
    with internet
    and decent beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    Did you have any words for Pennsylvania?
    Fond PA Memories

    Tumbling Run and Chimney Rocks
    Junker's Bunker, stinky socks
    Pool at Caledonia Park
    and Ice Cream at the half-way mark
    "Maybe life isn't about avoiding the bruises. Maybe it's about collecting the scars to prove we showed up for it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teacher & Snacktime View Post
    Fond PA Memories

    Tumbling Run and Chimney Rocks
    Junker's Bunker, stinky socks
    Pool at Caledonia Park
    and Ice Cream at the half-way mark
    Wait till you do the northern half and you'll change your tune
    I wanted to moon the whole state of PA when we finally crossed over into NJ.
    Last edited by Train Wreck; 11-03-2013 at 01:35.

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