some of my favorites:
"hike your own hike"
"you're doing it wrong."
after every uphill, theres always at least one more uphill, followed by one or two more uphills, followed by.....
partly something ,chance of anything.
"damn you weather!!!"
embrace the suck.
a body in motion tends to stay in motion,a body at rest tends to stay at rest.
its not about the miles its about the smiles.
its not about the kilometers, its about the smilometers.
its all good.
think of any others?