Reading some of the questions being asked and seeing some of the things people are stressing out about, this post is for a bit of fun.

What should perspective thru hikers really be stressing out about?

My contributions

1. "Where is the next cold beer coming from" ? While others build a spreadsheet of where the post offices, outfitters etc are I plan to have a spreadsheet of all the best watering holes.

2. How do a appear to not be ogling the half naked male/female in the shelter, while watching their every move and jingle? My first thought was mirrored sunnies, but that could be creepy especially at night, so I've opted for a little periscope that will poke up half way down my sleeping bag!

Please add your own SERIOUS worries.