Tell you what, maybe I jumped the gun with my post so I do apologize if I offended anyone by being offended by this farting thread.
Tell you what, maybe I jumped the gun with my post so I do apologize if I offended anyone by being offended by this farting thread.
Well, considering you went through all the trouble to move and all....
... but for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT click on the link I posted earlier.
I'm offended that you stick to your guns!Originally Posted by surfnturk:1258065
I've offended myself for apologizing for offending anyone who is offended by the fact that I am offended
I, too, apologise for my response to your original post. I jumped the gun myself.
I'm real good about making mountains out of molehills, sometimes.
Btw: I was not offended, just trying to figure out where you were coming from and what specifically provoked your first post on this thread.
Since we're all making nice, here:
As I live, declares the Lord God, I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that the wicked turn back from his way and live. Ezekiel 33:11
Actually Winker, I've been on a cigar related website for years,even though I only smoke a stogie on rare occasions now, and it seems every other post there (in the non-cigar related forum) about farting, bathroom humor, etc. Interesting enough I love that kind of stuff in movies. My wife just shakes her head and tells me I'm disgusting. God I love that woman. Guess I was just burnt out on it. I forgot I'm new here and should have followed some sort of etiquette for a newbie. That being said, I kind of like a good give and take debate as long as it doesn't get personal. And , I never give up which can be a problem.
Either way, everybody here seems to be pretty nice, so, all is good here.
As I live, declares the Lord God, I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that the wicked turn back from his way and live. Ezekiel 33:11
Sid Monies, nickname Dusty (from birth).
if you're close enough to zip up together, you're close enough to smell each others farts.if you're zipped together for warmth you could light a match....
it may be hard sometimes to differentiate the smell from hiker funk. in fact it may be a pleasant change.
Girls don't fart. Its a scientific fact!
Dogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them.
Woo
All you guys are fart smellers, I mean smart fellers!