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[Rolls Kanardly]

A must have item in every ULer's arsenal is a Norelco Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer.

I got the same effect when I was eight by throwing gas on the fire to make it burn faster.

Rolls

[Dogwood]

Be careful, less you may become a hairy beast and be shot mistaken as a Big Foot if you regularly shave off hair because some hair sometimes grows in progressively thicker the more you cut it at some stages in life. Had a 14 yr old friend in High School who started shaving his facial baby hair at the age of 10. By the time he was 14 he had a full Grizzly Adams type beard. He had lots of friends because he looked much older being able to get served when the drinking age was only 18.

[Dogwood]

I got the same effect when I was eight by throwing gas on the fire to make it burn faster. Got my rear busted too.

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Now you know how to remove all that butt hair?

[Old Grouse]

Since feces is comprised of at least 80% water.... even less water weight! YEAH.....and yech

I thoght maybe he'd caught and weighed several examples on his kitchen scale and taken an average. But this isn't Hammock Forums, so I guess I shouldn't expect immersion (sorry) into such technicalities.

[Rolls Kanardly]

Now you know how to remove all that butt hair?

This beats my trail chicken, yuk yuk. Rolls

[kayak karl]

considering ticks, cutting off all hair ain't that stupid.

i always try to stay up beat. no use hiking with a heavy heart

[Teacher & Snacktime]

i always try to stay up beat. no use hiking with a heavy heart

The best recommendation yet!

[rocketsocks]

Does anyone know where I can get some dehydrated water so I can reduce the weight in my pack?
You know, the kind that comes in little packets and you just tear at dotted line, empty into your Nalgene
and add wat....

Rolls

I always make my own, that way I can control what goes in it, trying to eat healthier these days, and beside that stuff gets expensive.

[kayak karl]

considering the size of most UL'er heads they have to find unique ways to cut weight

[thecyclops]

Well as a runner,I can say the poop before hiking is for real.We refer to it in running circles as the PRP (Pre Run Poop,or Pre Race Poop) and it does work,as far as making you faster anyways.I try not to run before having the PRP and if I dont poop before a race I know its gonna be bad....Even folks at the dog track will look to see which pooches poop before the race as to make the proper bets...true story.

[rocketsocks]

considering ticks, cutting off all hair ain't that stupid.

i always try to stay up beat. no use hiking with a heavy heart

The best recommendation yet!

I like that one as well.

[Rolls Kanardly]

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2015 version will have "Drone" capabilities with GPS tracking.

Hee Hee, Rolls