I'm going to make a post of this type on my blog and I thought I might come here to see what great ideas people can come up with. I know it's cheesy and cliche - but I don't care, it's also fun! It's a great way to give everyone "back home" who is reading and didn't hike with you a taste of the culture we have. I imagine most of them will be funny and pro-hiker, but I don't care if they are also serious or critcal.
Some of my favorites that I have so far are:
"when... you refer to the grocery store as 'resupply'"
"if... you know 'duff' is not just a beer on the Simpsons"
"if... you know what food has the perfect $/Calories/Ounce ratio"
Let's hear 'em, I know you have 'em!