Chest pain, blurred vision
I've been experiencing crushing chest pain, blurred vision, incoherent speech, and uncontrollable diarrhea. Do you think I should switch to trail runners?
Sure. They're easier for rescue crews to get off.Originally Posted by Deadeye
I've been experiencing crushing chest pain, blurred vision, incoherent speech, and uncontrollable diarrhea. Do you think I should switch to trail runners?
No you're fine just start staying in shelters and quit using trekking poles.
If you don't make waves, it means you ain't paddling
Dude, you need a hammock!
Actually you're carrying too much weight and that's causing the problem. Anyone carrying a base weight over 5 pounds will experience the same symptoms.
I always knew you were a **** slinger at heart
Trail runners -- are they like sorta like Depends for number 2?
Ya gotta order 'em 2 sizes larger for maximum comfort.
Are you gellin'?
Nah, but I'm smellin'
Maybe a flash sight picture would help.
Stop drinking the "HEET" and lay off the Spam
nope, hip waders for the runs
I've experienced all those symptoms at the same time except for the uncontrollable diarrhea - usually when hiking "dry" and shooting for the next water source to "camel-up". The later symptom of soiling myself usually occurs when I get to a dry water sourceI've been experiencing crushing chest pain, blurred vision, incoherent speech, and uncontrollable diarrhea. Do you think I should switch to trail runners?. This is then followed by uncontrollable weeping. In my case the trail runners were not the solution.
You can never appreciate the shade of a tree unless you sweat in the sun.-- Author Unknown
Your shoes aren't the problem -- you're obviously using the wrong guidebook.
It’s because you are carrying a pack, the human body was not designed for a big weight on it’s back. Next time you go out backpacking (I guess you will have to call it something else) just fill the pockets of your pants and enjoy the freedom.
Lay off the ramen......
No more canned cheeseburgers... And don't look at the pics either.
You know those canned burgers may be good, but I’m in no hurry to find out.
Unfortunately, you may have to pack along a few pair of 'Depends' adult diapers.
Guess we need not imagine too far where this sage advice comes from.
You need to take a weekend off. Veg out, watch the Stupor Bowl, and be sure to root for the Patriots! You'll be fine by Monday.
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