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    pork carry weights vary. mine is one third my body weight so theirs alot of gear made of pork. well, most all in fact. i walk with a pig and eat him as i go. i sleep under him and he carrys my water in a porkpack. you?seriously, bacon and thruhiking go hand in hand. you agree because you want my bacon. carry your own please as i cannot refuse a bacon starved hiker witch leaves me with the bacon cookers regret.

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    sorry, ment remorse.

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    I usually carry Pork Soda on my iPod. Does that count?
    It's called "Lyme" disease, not "Lymes" disease! (Hint: There's only one Lyme)

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    if pork came from dogs would you ?

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    the most delicious thing i've ever seen

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
    "The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive." -TJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by the goat View Post
    the most delicious thing i've ever seen

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
    Wow! A Iron Chef meets Dr. G!

    The bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips.....

    MMMMMMmmmmmm...

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    I'm sure heaven must smell like bacon frying.
    Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. -Kahlil Gibran

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    Quote Originally Posted by mweinstone View Post
    if pork came from dogs would you ?
    My beagle was sitting with me when I read this post. I had to look at him and apologize, as I pictured him as a large piece of bacon.

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    Black dogs taste best
    Last edited by gunner76; 11-28-2010 at 15:41.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mongoose2 View Post
    My beagle was sitting with me when I read this post. I had to look at him and apologize, as I pictured him as a large piece of bacon.
    Good thing he doesn't fantasize himself smelling like bacon - he'd chase himself into another dimension.

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    Default weaponized bacon

    lay cooked and raw bacon on ground. tie unwanted hiker to stake . take cover.
    results at 50 yards useing 45 calibre acp bacon loads in heavy grizz country:
    skelitol remains vary from full devestation to non existant.

    note. some bacon bears will feed several times on the same staked hiker requireing patience.

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    Default bacon afrodeeziak

    place freashly cooked warm bacon direcly on affected area.
    sit near target and load movie.
    during commercials mention bacon subliminaly.
    example:
    honey?are you bacon, i mean hungry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mweinstone View Post
    place freashly cooked warm bacon direcly on affected area.
    sit near target and load movie.
    during commercials mention bacon subliminaly.
    example:
    honey?are you bacon, i mean hungry?
    If I eat kosher but my dog eats pig's ears, am I a sinner?
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    dont know if its cool to mention something god said so ill say , god may have said, eat the crap out of everything. or theirabouts. so no.
    matthewski

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    Matty,

    the real reason i'm staying in korea:

    SANG GAP SAL

    http://runawayjuno.com/wp-content/up...4/IMG_0735.jpg

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2163/...30a5cb.jpg?v=0

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_owoXClFgJg...camera+055.jpg

    they give you a grill and raw pork belly to cook with mushrooms, onions, peppers, and garlic. then you drop some of that and a smathering of samjang (fermented soybean/garlic/pepper paste) on a leaf of red lettuce. Add a little rice. Then shove that stuff hole-hog into your mouth.

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    sorry. diddnt know. proceed.meet ya shortly. had no idea. truly sorry. will never speak agin korea agin.
    matthewski

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    Quote Originally Posted by mweinstone View Post
    sorry. diddnt know. proceed.meet ya shortly. had no idea. truly sorry. will never speak agin korea agin.
    For lunch today I had a double helping of chay yuh po kim...pork and fried kimchi with tofu to suck up all the delicious juices. my school cafeteria serves double pork helpings to all waygooks who've learned to say "that's my favorite" in korean. take that "PCW"!!!

    "what's johnny's pcw?"

    double yours

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    daaaammmm. your good boy. i taught you well.i bow to your knowlage. may your offspring bath in the warm glow of a perma porkfire in your hearth. my your mate secure herself inyour porkloins.oxoxooxoxporkless.
    matthewski

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