in case you didnt know, this years class has a young member who is neither a newbee, nor a thrubee. miss janet leaves springer mountain on ***** *** 2011 to attempt to thruhike our APPALACHIAN TRAIL to maine. i personaly will be serving as her in her absence. as most of you know, everyone falls in love with miss janet sooner or later.
blind worshipers are asked to maintaine a decrete distance. a discrete distance is one at witch you cannot hear her screeming at the top of her conciderable lungs. cult followings are asked to maintain their own campsite seperate from the packsniffers. non bacon gifts must weigh less than a gram. souvenere hunters unwelcome. miss janet will be shredding all her trash and personal hygene items and packing them out to a secure site. media devices capable of recording image or sound placed within her spheer of personal space are strongly discouraged.any attempt to create a "party" atmosphere about her person is discouraged. zero dates will not be announced.poop trowels will be confiscated.
carry on blabbing is limited to one per dayhiker when time allows only. otherwise, acceptable forms of carry on blabbing are: hey, hows it going,hi and your almost there.under no condishions will small children be permmited to ride atop miss janets pack. fabian will travel in a bounce box to gaurd miss janets drop boxes and will be ongaurd at all times even after post office hours. at the completion of a sussecful thruhike , one lucky hiker will be choosen to dance a slow dance to music atop katahden. if it becomes nessecary to alter miss janets apperence to prevent autograph and photo seekers, she will be made to look like a stranger none of us has met.
have a good hike my love.oxmatthewski