dear kellogs

[mweinstone]

your unfrosted poptarts are gooder than the frosted ones. my hiking friends and i want to suggest a line of APPALACHIAN TRAIL inspired poptarts. as the leader in pop tarting, we thaught you should know. we also hope you put storys on the box about real hikers. like you could have a chocolate esspresso bean poptart and call it a name like, the long haul. or you could have a minty white pepermint poptart and call it,..snowy day,..and have a story of winter hiking. each of my friends will now suggest a new pop tart flavor and name for the new line . my suggestion is

the bacon pop tart called the zero. a zero is a fat lazy day of pigging out and no hiking

next...........

[mweinstone]

if this thing happens, it means free poptarts at traildays and other events. en mass baby, en mass.

be funny to have a pop tart called,..a hot day. it would be a diet gingerale poptart.
and a serial poptart for serial made of cerial.

[moytoy]

It only makes sense that we should have an oatmeal poptart and a peanut butter poptart.

[Roland]

For your friend Luke, only, I suggest CuddleFish PopTarts. Call 'em HeartBurn.

[Torch09]

how about the 'PA poptart'? Covered with crunchy stuff like peanuts.

or a pack of poptarts known as the 'hiker box'... you don't know what flavors are in it. Some of them might not even be food. It would be like cracker jacks with a prize inside!

[Gray Blazer]

Have one loaded with beans called the Pop Fart.

[10-K]

A snickers pop tart might actually be pretty good.

[LoneRidgeRunner]

this crap isn't worth replying to but here I go anyways..A guy asks a serious question on here in a previous thread and you guys make a big, absurd joke out of it...this is just ridiculous.... I've said my peace...

[Surplusman]

Spam Pop Tarts? Mac n' Cheese Pop Tarts? Bacon Pop Tarts?
That suggestion for a Snickers Pop Tart sounds yummy.

[mweinstone]

the pawpaw pop tart will have a flag of red white and blue iceing on it. it will tell the history of the trail and vets.

the miss janets house pop tart will be gingerbread and will exsplain what a hostel is

the hardcore poptart wil be bittersweet and have quince outside and a chocolate bar inside. it will tell the story of volenteering

the southbounder will be unfrosted and made enterly of georgia grown peaches.

the northbounder will be of lobster with a butter crust

[restless]

How about a Pop Tart with a coffee flavored filling and either chocolate or caramel flavored icing?

[Enic]

Hmmmm... The Voyager poptart should be custard and fishstick flavored. And maybe an ice cream sundae flavor with stories from the Iron Master's Hostel?

[scope]

this crap isn't worth replying to but here I go anyways..A guy asks a serious question on here in a previous thread and you guys make a big, absurd joke out of it...this is just ridiculous.... I've said my peace...

Absurdity is underrated... or is it that the ridiculousness is overrated? I don't know, just that a little irreverence ain't such a bad thing once in a while.

[Spokes]

Careful or somebody will start asking how to dehydrate the darn things in their new Excalibur 3000.....

[Rick500]

Actually, coffee-flavored Pop Tarts sound wonderful.

[Buffalo Skipper]

Careful or somebody will start asking how to dehydrate the darn things in their new Excalibur 3000.....

Dehydrated poptart. Hummm.

This would shave at least 2-3 oz off the weight of each, right?

Interesting......

[Old Hiker]

Dehydrated poptart. Hummm.

This would shave at least 2-3 oz off the weight of each, right?

Interesting......

But how to rehydrate them without the poptart becoming a mushy, nasty mess????

Still - coffee poptarts - with as much 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine as 2 cups of coffee would be great!

[CrumbSnatcher]

the only time i ate poptarts while hiking was i believe in 1999'
poptarts had the round soft flaky poptart that was more like a danish. it crushed real easy so i keep them inside my cook pot. they were so good but they discontinued them

[CrumbSnatcher]

pastry swirls i think they were called
i only bought the cream cheese ones
damn they were good! now i skip breakfest til i'm a few miles out of camp

[scope]

your unfrosted poptarts are gooder than the frosted ones...

I must vehemently disagree with you, although I'm not sure what that means exactly...

Frosted are the BEST!!!! Blueberry and Cherry are my favs. However, I would like to see the following added to the repetoire... Mango, Banana, Cranberry, and Key Lime, all frosted of course. Oh, and last but not least, Reese's - peanut butter inside with chocolate frosting!