the cheese head pop tart mix: Swiss, aged cheddar, mozzarella, Colby, and of course-bacon with a bit of cheese to hold it together... eat cold or slightly warm... This of course would have to be packaged in a Packer green and gold box
an entierly poptart based hiking comunity would need burger and fries poptarts and steak and eggs poptarts. prolly need a frikkazini in there for variety.
mmmmm,..the dreded dinty moore beef stew poptart.mmm....
This is brilliant!
How about a fig-newton filling? Or even better, fig newton and bacon filling! Or a cream cheese filling. Or peanut butter filling. Those poptart people have totally missed the mark with their obnoxious candy flavors when they could be making such delicious hiker flavors.
I agree the unfrosted are better, but even better are the seldom-found Nabisco poptarts.
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Pizza Pie,,, pizza flavored poptart!!
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Girl Scouts Thin Mint Cookie - just make them poptart size and enjoy.
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Pop Tarts- is that like Spice Girls? Matty when did you discover you lost it?
the chickin pot pie poptart will rule over the beef pot pie poptart by almost 3 to 1.
the taco poptart will be laughed off the market and shamed well into the future.
the spaggetti and micro meatball poptart will sell at first then dissapear without a trace.
the sweet bean poptart made with adzuki and mung bean will be a hit. its coconut iceing will become legondary.
a completly unflavored tofu poptart with an edible glow in the dark iceing will become the base for most hiker foods replaceing cheese after the cow wars. added to ramman or macaronie, it becomes the protien hikers rely on and is dubbed, the nightwalker.
Frosted or unfrosted......?
Peanut butter filling, drizzled with caramel, but I'd definately need a toaster..... and a generator I suppose.
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Filling: cooked ramen, diced summer sausage, cheez whiz, diced Snickers, peanut butter.
Frosting: beer glaze
Voila - Hiker Trash Tart
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I do like the idea of wrapping the Fig Newtons any flavor with bacon.
Lets see, dehydrate your Pop Tarts, pulverize in the blender, add some powdered milk, throw in a bag, then in camp put in a cup add water stir and have a Pop Tart smoothie, we could always throw in some bacon crumbles to make it a balanced meal. Yes!! NIRVANA !!
Beef jerky flavor, called the TuffTart, comes with stories of hiking with your ex-wife.
Hot dog, of course called the PupTart, comes with stories of hiking to the ballgame.
They should do an entire line based on French cuisine, called TartTarts, that come with stories of hookers on the Champs Elysee....
I will fund the exploration into developing a Pop-Tart that tastes precisely like my favorite 5 Guys Burgers and Fries concoction - A1, mayonnaise, and pickle on a double patty, double cheese.
Wow I'm hungry . . . .
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tart 2 (tärt)noun.1. a. A pastry shell with shallow sides, no top crust, and any of various fillings.
b. Chiefly British A pie.
2. a. A prostitute.
b. A woman considered to be sexually promiscuous.
tr.v. tart·ed, tart·ing, tarts Chiefly British To dress up or make fancy in a tawdry, garish way. Often used with up.
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Gotta say the raspberry ones rock! As for new ones, I think
Aged cheddar filling and topped with a scotch frosting.
Nutella filled with a pretzel crust and peanut butter topping.
spinach pie with feta greek tart
sausage and cheese with Bacon and mustard topping
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Salsa pop tart! with tortilla instead of regular pastry!! Oh and a bacon&eggs one too!