No bacon ones cause its mean to piggies!
piggies are sooooo delicious!!!Originally Posted by Sierra Echo
NOBO section hiker, 802.1 miles... & counting!!
Thats not nice!
I think I may have to start playing with these recipies for my thru hike coming up so I can have Peanut butter and coffee poptarts. I am just not sure if they will go bad on me :/
take a bluberry poptart and spread peanut butter on it and crumble it into a pint of coffie ice cream and put butterscotch on it and a single chocolate covered expresso bean. do this in any town while thruhiking. do it in all towns while thruhiking.
matthewski
well,, they are
NOBO section hiker, 802.1 miles... & counting!!
Dear Kellogg's. Why does my box of 8 pastries only weigh 14.7 oz now????
"In 2001, the United States' military airdropped 2.4 million Pop-Tarts in Afghanistan during the US invasion"
No wonder we are still there.
are there some rabbis who only bless foods? and do they convein at conventions? and if so,.. what trinkets do they get at the tables at the conventions? does kellogs have their own rabbi? are poptarts even kosher? how long does the blessing take? does he stand at the conveayer belt? or use a cherry pickker in the wearhouse to bless it all? just wondering.
and were the airdripped tarts wrapped in non offensive nation propper wrappers? or was spongebob in a bakini dancing drunk on the cover?
matthewski
Nope! I'm just not having it!well,, they are
Pop Tart w/ 400 mg ibuprofin laced filling. Should be dessert flavor, like apple pie or chocolate mousse. Call it the "Oh my knees". Something for the end of the day.
The morning version could have Excedrin or Vanquish in it. Also w/ an Espresso shot and caramel. Call it the "Pack-n-Go"
lets say you get cut in half on the knifes edge. i mean theirs no hope. as your friends file by to say farewell,..a single pack hemlock poptart is left by your mouth, you have also lost your arms,....and you at least have a choice. hemlocks are sold by prescription and only some folks carry them .
morbid mornin hikers!lol.
matthewski
take a nibble,,, you'll agree!!
NOBO section hiker, 802.1 miles... & counting!!
Are Blueberries OK?If so pigs eat blueberries and thus we are just eating recycled blueberries, which means we are being eco-friendly and vegitarian at the same time as we feed our lust for meat.
you can get bacon without killing the pig
but the pigs don't appreciate the process
If you find yourself in a fair fight; your tactics suck.
Piggies are mean! Trust me, they would eat you if given half a chance.
I raise pigs, I know.
So let's eat bacon in self defense!!!
If you find yourself in a fair fight; your tactics suck.
Hear Hear, to the consumption of pork goods for the common welfare of the people in the name of self defense. Without pork we have nothing. With pork we have everything, including the ribs i just ate, and whatever was in that sausage.... ooohhhh Pork tenderloin pop-tart with a pineapple glaze.
...God's Country, and Scotch.
I really like this idea but for me, I just want a pop-tart that doesn't turn into a million crumbs when squished or bent slightly. They are more enjoyable when I can bite into them rather than pour the crumbs out of the bag into my mouth.Pop Tart w/ 400 mg ibuprofin laced filling
I marinate my pork tenderloin in honey, sesame oil, brown sugar, and some other stuff... soooo good, love me some pork!
coffee flavored pop tarts would be good i think. shame they couldnt manage a cold beer poptart
Now I see the secret of making the best person, it is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth.
--Walt Whitman
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