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    Quote Originally Posted by JAK View Post
    I wonder what the record is for the distance a steaming human turd can melt its way down through snow. Obviously you would want very dry light fluffy powder, and one huge steaming turd, streamlined in shape. There is probably a glacier out there with the answer. Maybe global warming will uncover it.
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    all I can think is that '09 hiker "glo-worm," the navy nuc, who "brown blazed" at least up to NY - wouldn't go till he could get to town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAK View Post
    I wonder what the record is for the distance a steaming human turd can melt its way down through snow. Obviously you would want very dry light fluffy powder, and one huge steaming turd, streamlined in shape. There is probably a glacier out there with the answer. Maybe global warming will uncover it.
    A turd with higher water content should help.

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    Leave it next to the sunflower seeds.

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    This has turned out to be a really $#!^^y thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HiKen2011 View Post
    S#$^ n your britches. come on, if you can't figure that out, well...........
    The U.S. Marines who advanced out of the Chosin Reservoir (North Korea, Korean Conflict, 1950-1953) in November-December 1950 had to withstand sub-zero temperatures, often less than -20F. The solution to pooping was to poop in your pants - it would freeze before it stuck and you could shake it out of your pants leg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rsmout View Post
    The U.S. Marines who advanced out of the Chosin Reservoir (North Korea, Korean Conflict, 1950-1953) in November-December 1950 had to withstand sub-zero temperatures, often less than -20F. The solution to pooping was to poop in your pants - it would freeze before it stuck and you could shake it out of your pants leg.
    Semper Fi. Chesty kicked azz there. rest in turmoil kim jung idiot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Wolf View Post
    Semper Fi. Chesty kicked azz there. rest in turmoil kim jung idiot!
    Yep. My dad was a U.S. Navy Hospital Corpsman 1/C attached to 7th Regiment, 1st MARDIV, stuck in Hagaru-Ri. He said it sucked.

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    Please don't take this the wrong way, but why are there so many questions on this site about "how to poop"? Just do it! It should kinda come naturally........ no?
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    So does walking...& drinking & eating...damn! If it wasn't for this site we might all be dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocketsocks View Post
    If your on a section hold till you get home .If your on a thru,then hold it till you get to town.
    why do you think he goes by rocket socks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hikerboy57 View Post
    why do you think he goes by rocket socks?
    actually I'm not that fast anymore,my good friends call me ..........stinky

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    My trench tool has a pick on one side that works great for digging cat holes in frozen ground!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jerseydave View Post
    Please don't take this the wrong way, but why are there so many questions on this site about "how to poop"? Just do it! It should kinda come naturally........ no?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Mike View Post
    So does walking...& drinking & eating...damn! If it wasn't for this site we might all be dead.
    It's just pooping. (paraphrase credit to LW)

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    It's more than just pooping. There's even whole books written on the subject. You could write a book on aiming techniques alone!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don H View Post
    It's more than just pooping. There's even whole books written on the subject. You could write a book on aiming techniques alone!
    I do need work on my aiming, last year I tried writing my name in the snow.......... well, lets just say it ain't as easy as you might think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jerseydave View Post
    I do need work on my aiming, last year I tried writing my name in the snow.......... well, lets just say it ain't as easy as you might think.
    You need more fiber

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerseydave View Post
    I do need work on my aiming, last year I tried writing my name in the snow.......... well, lets just say it ain't as easy as you might think.
    It's easier if you have the runs!
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    Printing isn't so bad, but try cursive.

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    HA! Finally some humor around here!
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