hikerboys cyber cafe

[rocketsocks]

Have we covered "trail insults" yet? I'll start.

"Yo momma is a pack sniffer"

Who do you think taught me.

I'll always love my mama
she's my favorite girl
I'll always love my mama
she brought me in this world

talkin bout mama
talkin bout my mama

She worked two jobs........so's I could eat
and gladly put trail runners on my feets

yeah mama, yeah mama

[Wise Old Owl]

Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, Love truly and forgive quickly...




















The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter

the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR’S

ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS HER

ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where

it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE..
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and

misery . . even shorten your
life. So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!

[Wise Old Owl]

living will.JPG Just when you fell off your chair on owl porn.... here's another one.

[Wise Old Owl]

There are currently 500 users online. 56 members and 444 guests and Marta...
its amazing to me how few members there are and realize guests cant post.... and its been like this two years... I am going outside,,,,

[rocketsocks]

There are currently 500 users online. 56 members and 444 guests and Marta...
its amazing to me how few members there are and realize guests cant post.... and its been like this two years... I am going outside,,,,

I don't think the place could handle another 444 more knuckle heads like me self, but I wouldn't mind if they tried, as long as they all don't have Chrome.

[atmilkman]

I don't think the place could handle another 444 more knuckle heads like me self, but I wouldn't mind if they tried, as long as they all don't have Chrome.

I guess we would have to call them the rocketsockettes.

[rocketsocks]

I guess we would have to call them the rocketsockettes.

better than the milk women...i guest

That was it maidens, could think of the right world

[atmilkman]

better than the milk women...i guest

or milk maidens

[10-K]

I seem to have misplaced my Sawyer In-Line Water filter.

.... oh there it is.

[atmilkman]

I seem to have misplaced my Sawyer In-Line Water filter.

.... oh there it is.

We're gonna have to tie that thing around your neck.

[Wise Old Owl]

Pass the popcorn... gota watch this.

[10-K]

I'm working on a book... "101 uses for your Sawyer In-Line Water Filter (SILWF)"


1. Make skim milk out of half & half
2. Siphon gas
3. Enemas
4. Party Balloon inflator
5. ???

[atmilkman]

10-K, I'm putting together a resupply box for your and hikerboys upcoming hikes. Is there anything else you think you may need? Maybe some of the others can chip in also.cyber cafe 001.jpg

[ChinMusic]

Hollow points???

[atmilkman]

Hollow points???

They hold the line better when you throw them and there's less drag.

[Rasty]

I'm working on a book... "101 uses for your Sawyer In-Line Water Filter (SILWF)"


1. Make skim milk out of half & half
2. Siphon gas
3. Enemas
4. Party Balloon inflator
5. ???

5. Coffee filter
6. Gravy strainer
7. Vodka Improvement
8. ???

[Wise Old Owl]

Whiskey and hooch filter...

Frog attractant.....

[ChinMusic]

This HAS to be a must for all non-packsniffers:

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[Rasty]

This HAS to be a must for all non-packsniffers:

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Do they have a freeze dried model. It would rehydrate faster.

[Capt Nat]

Sticking my head in the door, I can see yall gonna need a folding saw in that kit!