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View Poll Results: How do you feel about someone farting in your sleeping bag?

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  • No big deal, it's a bodily function.

    13 26.53%
  • Kind of obnoxious, but it happens.

    13 26.53%
  • Very rude. He may well be sleeping by himself.

    7 14.29%
  • Clearly this person wants to be killed in his sleep.

    16 32.65%
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    Tell you what, maybe I jumped the gun with my post so I do apologize if I offended anyone by being offended by this farting thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by surfnturk View Post
    well, I don't like like here if that counts. From now on I live in Brugge, Belgium.
    Quote Originally Posted by surfnturk View Post
    Tell you what, maybe I jumped the gun with my post so I do apologize if I offended anyone by being offended by this farting thread.
    Well, considering you went through all the trouble to move and all....



    ... but for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT click on the link I posted earlier.
    Last edited by Sailing_Faith; 02-23-2012 at 14:46. Reason: To add dire warning.....
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    My guess is that you are terribly lost, and have no idea how to the use the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by surfnturk:1258065
    Tell you what, maybe I jumped the gun with my post so I do apologize if I offended anyone by being offended by this farting thread.
    I'm offended that you stick to your guns!

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    I've offended myself for apologizing for offending anyone who is offended by the fact that I am offended

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    Quote Originally Posted by surfnturk View Post
    Tell you what, maybe I jumped the gun with my post so I do apologize if I offended anyone by being offended by this farting thread.
    I, too, apologise for my response to your original post. I jumped the gun myself.

    I'm real good about making mountains out of molehills, sometimes.

    Btw: I was not offended, just trying to figure out where you were coming from and what specifically provoked your first post on this thread.

    Since we're all making nice, here:

    As I live, declares the Lord God, I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that the wicked turn back from his way and live. Ezekiel 33:11

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    Actually Winker, I've been on a cigar related website for years,even though I only smoke a stogie on rare occasions now, and it seems every other post there (in the non-cigar related forum) about farting, bathroom humor, etc. Interesting enough I love that kind of stuff in movies. My wife just shakes her head and tells me I'm disgusting. God I love that woman. Guess I was just burnt out on it. I forgot I'm new here and should have followed some sort of etiquette for a newbie. That being said, I kind of like a good give and take debate as long as it doesn't get personal. And , I never give up which can be a problem.
    Either way, everybody here seems to be pretty nice, so, all is good here.

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    I am offended by cigars.
    Want a 'Hike Your Own Hike' sticker?... => send me a message <=


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    My guess is that you are terribly lost, and have no idea how to the use the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by surfnturk View Post
    FYI, I registered here so I assumed my name was on my profile. If it isnt and your curious then just ask me.
    Your turn.
    Now you
    whats your name

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    Quote Originally Posted by surfnturk View Post
    Actually Winker, I've been on a cigar related website for years,even though I only smoke a stogie on rare occasions now, and it seems every other post there (in the non-cigar related forum) about farting, bathroom humor, etc. Interesting enough I love that kind of stuff in movies. My wife just shakes her head and tells me I'm disgusting. God I love that woman. Guess I was just burnt out on it. I forgot I'm new here and should have followed some sort of etiquette for a newbie. That being said, I kind of like a good give and take debate as long as it doesn't get personal. And , I never give up which can be a problem.
    Either way, everybody here seems to be pretty nice, so, all is good here.
    Most of us are usually pretty nice, I like to think that we try, at least, though some seem to try very hard not to show it. Once you get to know us better (and vice-versa) you'll be able to get a handle on who is who.
    We're good.
    As I live, declares the Lord God, I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that the wicked turn back from his way and live. Ezekiel 33:11

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    Sid Monies, nickname Dusty (from birth).

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    if you're close enough to zip up together, you're close enough to smell each others farts.if you're zipped together for warmth you could light a match....

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    it may be hard sometimes to differentiate the smell from hiker funk. in fact it may be a pleasant change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by surfnturk View Post
    I've offended myself for apologizing for offending anyone who is offended by the fact that I am offended
    That is SO totally awesome! Your input is greatly appreciated. Anyone who is capable of correctly assembling that sentence has earned my respect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sailing_Faith View Post
    I am offended by cigars.
    You sound like a trouble maker, hiker dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hikerboy57 View Post
    it may be hard sometimes to differentiate the smell from hiker funk. in fact it may be a pleasant change.
    Now THAT is a scary amount of hiker funk. You might consider lowering the funk volume a little. Just sayin' that you might not find anyone to zip into a bag with, if a gas bomb is an improvement.

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    Girls don't fart. Its a scientific fact!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Right View Post
    Ah... finally, a read hiking thread.
    You ment real vs read right?

    Quote Originally Posted by Elder View Post
    Ahh..the immortal Dutch Oven: While double bagged, rip a nasty, pull bag over partners head, pull drawcord.
    Enjoy coughing/gagging, etc. until they remember they can Hurt you....8)
    How long can you hold your breath or your pee?

    Quote Originally Posted by sailsET View Post
    Now THAT is a scary amount of hiker funk. You might consider lowering the funk volume a little. Just sayin' that you might not find anyone to zip into a bag with, if a gas bomb is an improvement.
    Awe & rapture...captured in a bag for eternity.
    Dogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them.

    Woo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sierra Echo View Post
    Girls don't fart. Its a scientific fact!
    No, girls don't fart, they fluff.

    But the best is when you're not sure whether to be proud or ashamed!
    Buy the ticket, you take the ride. - Hunter S. Thompson

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    Quote Originally Posted by sailsET View Post
    You sound like a trouble maker, hiker dude.
    Interestingly enough, I too am a trouble maker

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    All you guys are fart smellers, I mean smart fellers!

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