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Crazy Larry #1
08-31-2005, 06:27
See "What you know about women" take our test! Click here (http://bubba.95mb.com/free3.htm).

Heater
08-31-2005, 06:52
83 percent! :clap

I passed... I think? :-?

Crazy Larry #1
08-31-2005, 07:12
94% and i ain't never ever been married and haven't had a galfriend for three - four years! don't know if i'm braggin' or complainin'?

Tin Man
08-31-2005, 07:14
I scored 83% as well. Hmm, maybe the test is rigged. :-?

Tin Man
08-31-2005, 07:18
94% and i ain't never ever been married and haven't had a galfriend for three - four years! don't know if i'm braggin' or complainin'?

Obviously you are smarter than me. I have been married 19 years and still don't know women as well as you. Your situation also shows that you have put your smarts to practical use by staying away from the "I will be ready in 5 minutes" crowd. :jump

Hammock Hanger
08-31-2005, 08:02
See "What you know about women" take our test! Click here (http://bubba.95mb.com/free3.htm).
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Okay guys I admit I'm a nosey old broad and had to go see the test!! Well when it asked if I was male or female I LIED and said male. Then I took the test. --- I failed!! I got a D, 33% :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

It said I really am a man. That I thought I knew what women mean but in reality I was way off the mark!!:datz

Teach me to go snooping in the men's room.

rpettit
08-31-2005, 08:05
I scored 94%. Wonder which one I missed?

justusryans
08-31-2005, 08:12
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Okay guys I admit I'm a nosey old broad and had to go see the test!! Well when it asked if I was male or female I LIED and said male. Then I took the test. --- I failed!! I got a D, 33% :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

It said I really am a man. That I thought I knew what women mean but in reality I was way off the mark!!:datz

Teach me to go snooping in the men's room.
Don't feel bad! My wife scored a 28% D-:D

rpettit
08-31-2005, 08:13
Just took the test several more times. Scored 100%. I originally missed the bonus question.

Heater
08-31-2005, 08:13
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Okay guys I admit I'm a nosey old broad and had to go see the test!! Well when it asked if I was male or female I LIED and said male. Then I took the test. --- I failed!! I got a D, 33% :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

It said I really am a man. That I thought I knew what women mean but in reality I was way off the mark!!:datz

Teach me to go snooping in the men's room.
I think that on this particular test, Most men would score above 50% and most women will score below 50%. You did OK.;)

Hammock Hanger
08-31-2005, 08:15
Don't feel bad! My wife scored a 28% D-:D
Glad to know I wasn't the only noey woman. :p

jimmyjob
08-31-2005, 08:26
83%........Man, wish i did this well in school..........

Two Speed
08-31-2005, 08:37
Well, I got a 94, which would be O.K. except for being called "She-Ra." :eek:

I guess I'll blame my higher score on my two ex-wives! Yeah, it's all their fault, that's the ticket!:p

The Solemates
08-31-2005, 09:06
........100%

D'Artagnan
08-31-2005, 11:33
Seeing this thread reminded me of the Jack Nicholson line in "As Good As It Gets". Jack plays Melvin Udall, an author with somewhat less-than-acceptable social skills. The secretary at his publisher's office asks him how he writes women so well, to which he responds while the elevator doors are closing, "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability." I doubt most women would find as much humor in that line as most men. By way of full disclosure, I scored 89% and yes, "As Good As It Gets" was a film my girlfriend wanted us to go see.

Buckingham
08-31-2005, 11:51
78%, and I thought that was a good score until I read these other posts:datz

SirReal
08-31-2005, 12:21
I got a 94%, but I have to associate (blame) that on 14 years with the "X". (Can't say anything bad, she is also on WB!)

Thank for Everything!!!

Cookerhiker
08-31-2005, 14:33
TOW, if you'll forgive my past transgression, I humbly submit my score - an 89. If I retook it, I'd probably do worse.

SGT Rock
08-31-2005, 14:47
I got 100% on my first try. Dang :datz

Toolshed
08-31-2005, 14:49
94% here. I know my bitch!!!! :datz :datz :datz

smokymtnsteve
08-31-2005, 16:51
89% ........

dixicritter
08-31-2005, 17:33
Another nosey female..... I got 89%

DavidNH
08-31-2005, 17:44
Gee...I passed but only with 67 %. I guess I don't know much about women.. not surprising living alone....


nhhiker

Saluki Dave
08-31-2005, 21:22
94%. No wonder I think of celibates as oversexed.

Crazy Larry #1
08-31-2005, 22:10
TOW, if you'll forgive my past transgression, I humbly submit my score - an 89. If I retook it, I'd probably do worse.you are most forgiven....for what am i forgiving you?