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Crazy Larry #1
09-08-2005, 06:44
BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item-Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important." So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...
1. Nasti Spumante
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Nearly Normal
09-08-2005, 19:46
"Mall-Wart, your source for cheap plastic crap"
Bumper sticker seen at outfitter in Hot Springs.
Pete

jimmyjob
09-08-2005, 21:24
"Mall-Wart, your source for cheap plastic crap"
Bumper sticker seen at outfitter in Hot Springs.
Pete
well that better than SUPER K Mart...where the K stands for Krap.....:D

Frolicking Dinosaurs
09-08-2005, 21:43
perhaps the wine will go with recipes from this site. I'm sure no one here has a clue how to prepare this exotic food.
http://www.mattfischer.com/ramen/ (http://http://www.mattfischer.com/ramen/)

smokymtnsteve
09-08-2005, 23:13
jist what we need more cheap likker....the ole demon alkyhol..

Heater
09-09-2005, 01:29
jist what we need more cheap likker....the ole demon alkyhol..
Now, you have been working in that dog yard for three weeks now. I think this may me the work of... that ole demon alkyhol. :rolleyes:

Frolicking Dinosaurs
09-09-2005, 07:56
I'm waiting for Mountain House to come out with freeze-dried likkor.

frieden
09-09-2005, 11:44
Gosh, that picture was funny! Thank you!

smokymtnsteve
09-09-2005, 14:48
Now, you have been working in that dog yard for three weeks now. I think this may me the work of... that ole demon alkyhol. :rolleyes:


Not for me ..but Karen has a glass of wine everynight...
we git the good kind that comes in the box :eek:

Brakelight
09-09-2005, 15:20
I'm waiting for Mountain House to come out with freeze-dried likkor.

Check out the Vendange Tetra Prisma containers: http://www.vendange.com/. Mountian House won't be too far behind.....