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skinnbones
03-30-2016, 16:34
34354I'm thinking of posting these warnings all over my tent. This should guarantee a peaceful quiet night in the woods. I also have these signs printed for mice, bobcats, owls, skunks, walrus, deer, ticks, and ducks.

rocketsocks
03-30-2016, 17:48
Do they make em for long hair hiker trash...you know the kind. :D

skinnbones
03-30-2016, 18:53
So much for my humor attempt. I'll just crawl back under my introvert rock. It's all good!

Puddlefish
03-30-2016, 19:07
So much for my humor attempt. I'll just crawl back under my introvert rock. It's all good!

I'm reminded of the bad joke. Why don't they put the deer crossing sign at a less busy section of the road?

Sandy of PA
03-30-2016, 19:58
To bad bears can't read!

SWODaddy
03-30-2016, 20:38
Yes..."Bear Free Zones." Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? :)

No Directions
03-30-2016, 20:59
Bears are afraid of cameras. Just sleep with yours in hand.

THEDON
03-30-2016, 21:36
This....
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daddytwosticks
03-31-2016, 07:21
Bear Lives Matter!!!! :)

BonBon
03-31-2016, 08:01
I got this advice on the trail last year- "if you want to avoid bears in your tent, simply rub some peanut butter on your neighbors tent. You might need earplugs, what with all the chewing' and a screaming'"

Puddlefish
03-31-2016, 08:44
I got this advice on the trail last year- "if you want to avoid bears in your tent, simply rub some peanut butter on your neighbors tent. You might need earplugs, what with all the chewing' and a screaming'"

Great, now I have to buy a "no peanut butter" sign as well.

Water Rat
03-31-2016, 11:37
Great, now I have to buy a "no peanut butter" sign as well.

The bears say there is no room for that kind of negativity on the trail! :D They are happy to welcome you and perhaps share their peanut butter with you as well. Don't believe them when they try and tell you it works great for toughening your feet - They are simply trying to cover the hiker funk! :banana

Water Rat
03-31-2016, 11:38
34354I'm thinking of posting these warnings all over my tent. This should guarantee a peaceful quiet night in the woods. I also have these signs printed for mice, bobcats, owls, skunks, walrus, deer, ticks, and ducks.

Ohhhh - Don't forget raccoons! They are some of the worst offenders for taking stuff. :D