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Christoph
01-14-2017, 17:47
^ Best one yet!! hahaha
Truck carrying ramen noodles crashes. Estimated loss to company, $38.00
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Truck carrying ramen noodles crashes. Estimated loss to company, $38.00
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Truck carrying organic, gluten free, vegan Ramen crashes. Estimated loss to company: $38,000.
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Alleghanian Orogeny
01-15-2017, 07:11
The ad agency my wife works for developed a campaign designed to encourage college students to major in accounting. Her job was to buy Ramen noodles by the pallet. Individual packages, thousands and thousands of them, were handed out at on-campus and off-campus gatherings, wrapped up with some other swag and with an attached card stating "CPAs don't have to eat Ramen noodles".
AO
The ad agency my wife works for developed a campaign designed to encourage college students to major in accounting. Her job was to buy Ramen noodles by the pallet. Individual packages, thousands and thousands of them, were handed out at on-campus and off-campus gatherings, wrapped up with some other swag and with an attached card stating "CPAs don't have to eat Ramen noodles".
AO
As an accountant, and father of two more accountants, I can vouch for that! Accountants can find a variety of work anywhere in the world.
Alleghanian Orogeny
01-17-2017, 14:07
As an accountant, and father of two more accountants, I can vouch for that! Accountants can find a variety of work anywhere in the world.
Roger that! I'm a CPA, the son of a CPA, nephew of 3 more CPAs (my father's brother, that brother's wife, and their brother-in-law), brother to 2 CPAs, and a first cousin to 2 more CPAs. It's a disease in our family.
And we all know "Bismark" financed his long tenure on the AT with his work as an accountant, although his particular methods were subsequently found to have been illegal.
AO
rocketsocks
01-17-2017, 15:09
Truck carrying organic, gluten free, vegan Ramen crashes. Estimated loss to company: $38,000.
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rocketsocks
01-17-2017, 17:47
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Sad, but true
...and so is this!
Greenlight
01-17-2017, 18:31
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Not sure if this is WB appropriate, I'll let Mags decide. I laughed so hard I swallowed my gum. And I don't chew gum, so I'm not sure exactly whats up with that.
Greenlight
01-17-2017, 18:33
ha ha, if you need a coupon for ramen, you're really in the red.
...and so is this!
Hoosier70
01-17-2017, 19:39
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Roger that! I'm a CPA, the son of a CPA, nephew of 3 more CPAs (my father's brother, that brother's wife, and their brother-in-law), brother to 2 CPAs, and a first cousin to 2 more CPAs. It's a disease in our family.
And we all know "Bismark" financed his long tenure on the AT with his work as an accountant, although his particular methods were subsequently found to have been illegal.
AO
I met a CPA on the trail once. He specialized in personal income taxes. Worked his tail off from New years to mid April, and hiked and fished the rest of the year. Smart career choice!
AfterParty
01-17-2017, 21:46
I actually love the blue ramen. I got an order from packet gormet and the ramen resuce ruined my ramen.
Time Zone
01-18-2017, 20:20
Truck carrying organic, gluten free, vegan Ramen crashes. Estimated loss to company: $38,000.
Definitely. And don't forget cruelty-free, too.
Time Zone
01-18-2017, 20:23
Woot had this ramen-related shirt awhile back.
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Now thats funny. As a Pastafarian I expected to be much more offended by these posts, but since they aren't taking place during the most holy time of Ramendan, I'll give it a pass. Pasta be upon you.
Truck carrying organic, gluten free, vegan Ramen crashes. Estimated loss to company: $38,000.
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Truck carrying said organic, gluten free, Vegan Ramen was a electric hybrid that crashed because it skidded on roadway that Green Industry friendly bamboo containing alternative tires couldn't manage as the Vegan driver choked on a Tofu and kale sandwich and his sandal jammed under the accelerator pedal.