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mweinstone
06-30-2006, 20:54
e bay the popular web site where everything from toasters to toast with the virgin mary on it has been sold is announcing the charity sale of three beards . the beards belonged to the three appalachian trailys known only as lone wolf, a quiet man with a beard who hikes the appalachian trail more than most,wee willy the prince of whales, who also hikes the trail of legond a bit more than most. and piriate,a bearded man who walks the trail more than anybody.the monys raised will be used to start a remove the shelters add campain.the bidding is exspected to climb steadily thru the night and possibly reach into the tens of thousands. a private collecter from mozambique has voiced strong interest in aquiring the three beards. he is allready the owner of the mostly unpublisized clippings from michael jacksons nose.happy 4th everyone!

Lugnut
06-30-2006, 23:01
In a bulletin just released the Supreme Court has sided with the EPA backing their claim that the planned auction would be in violation of the "Keep America Beautiful" campaign. It was their contention that certain sections of the appalachian chain were already blighted and that this event could add significantly to the unsightliness of the entire geographical area. Maybe we can start a drive for them to keep them; sort of like they pay farmers to not grow crops. ;)

emerald
07-01-2006, 02:33
This thread was made for him. I can't wait to see his contribution.