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SGT Rock
07-19-2006, 14:21
For you hikers that like to fish on the trail, here is one for you:
http://www.cnn.com/video/offbeat/2006/07/19/kamc.toothy.fish.affl/content.html
From what I hear you catch them on corn dogs.
nothing but a black screen,,,,,,,,,,,,,
boy that was some catch a!look like a big purana,ky
Are you refuring to the fish or the fishermen?
How and why is it that they always cull from the lowest areas of the gene pool to find some on-camera talant?
A few months ago, over in Morristown (Tn) the mexicans held a legal gathering on the courthouse lawn in order to repair race relations between them and the whites. Before all was said & done, deputies from surrounding counties had to be called in to help out.
Now, I saw the news, they had some pretty respectable-looking white folk in the crowd... But who'd they pick for the on-camera interview? The overweight toothless chick in the tube top. Maybe we ought to give her a fishing pole!!!
I am from the deep south and I had no idea what that guy was saying. I wonder if he caught that fish on a corn dog.
How and why is it that they always cull from the lowest areas of the gene pool to find some on-camera talant?
Now, I saw the news, they had some pretty respectable-looking white folk in the crowd... But who'd they pick for the on-camera interview? The overweight toothless chick in the tube top. Maybe we ought to give her a fishing pole!!!
I have a personal experience similar to this! There was a tornado that had touched down, and in the aftermath, all the neighborhood had come out to survey the damage. My step-monster, errr, mother, was included in that group.
Now, granted she does have all her teeth, but doesnt own a lick of common sense. But wouldnt you know it they had to put her ugly mug on the news saying how it sounded just like (you guessed it) a freight train!
blackbishop351
07-19-2006, 17:48
I think I'd scream like a little girl if I ever reeled something like that in!! Man!! That sucker is UGLY!!
I think I'd scream like a little girl if I ever reeled something like that in!! Man!! That sucker is UGLY!!
Which one's ugly?? The fish or the guy(?) ?
Which one's ugly?? The fish or the guy(?) ?
I think they are on an equal playing field of ugliness!
hopefulhiker
07-19-2006, 21:19
They caught a two headed turtle at Freedom Park in Charlotte, put it in the nature museum. It's name was peanut butter and jelly.
I just really enjoyed the manly voice. Is he related to mike tyson?
It also looked like he could have used the bottom teeth the fish had!:eek:
Amigi'sLastStand
07-19-2006, 23:28
Good find Rock.
SGT Rock
07-20-2006, 06:23
I am from the deep south and I had no idea what that guy was saying. I wonder if he caught that fish on a corn dog.
I hope they took the stick out of it. You know those dorkfish, they will eat the stick too if you let them.
I kept waiting for the fish to chime in:
"I'm a dork fish! He caught me on a corn dog. There I was swimming around up under the lake. And I says 'Whats a corn dog doing underneath the lake'. But you know me, I love them dang corn dogs boy. I saw that bad boy, I bit it, and boom - I'm up here on the dock thats the last thing I know"
I hope they took the stick out of it. You know those dorkfish, they will eat the stick too if you let them.
I kept waiting for the fish to chime in:
"I'm a dork fish! He caught me on a corn dog. There I was swimming around up under the lake. And I says 'Whats a corn dog doing underneath the lake'. But you know me, I love them dang corn dogs boy. I saw that bad boy, I bit it, and boom - I'm up here on the dock thats the last thing I know"
Okay people are stairing and my boss even came ask if I was okay. I think my red face made hime worry when he passed. Man I almost peed on my self. Thanks 1stSgt.
SGT Rock
07-21-2006, 06:50
You are welcome. :D
Nightwalker
07-21-2006, 23:46
I am from the deep south and I had no idea what that guy was saying. I wonder if he caught that fish on a corn dog.
Well now that's scary. I understood every word.