View Full Version : How Fast Can Angels Fly?
erslyman
08-03-2006, 19:14
While hiking in the Blue Ridge Mountains, near Bristol, Tennessee I heard tales of angels have been clocked at over 60 mph and probably hit 90-100 mph in glides and swoops. The angels have been observed over and the city and out at Watauga Lake. They fly as high up 1 to 1/2 miles high, but usually less, around 2-3,000 feet or so.
Angels have been observed to date only in the Bible Belt. And they are not fast-flappers as birds go. It's seems the angels are propelled by forces not of this earth. Celestial forces.
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2006/05/how_fast_can_an.html
Lone Wolf
08-03-2006, 19:30
You eatin shrooms?
hopefulhiker
08-03-2006, 19:33
I know from that Jimmy Hendricks song that his angel took him way over yonder........
Lone Wolf
08-03-2006, 19:35
Blue Angels can fly at mach 1.5.
Skidsteer
08-03-2006, 19:42
Blue Angels can fly at mach 1.5.
Hard to find 'shrooms that good.
Footslogger
08-03-2006, 20:11
Hell's Angels can really book when they're pissed or being chased.
'Slogger
...not fast-flappers????
Oh Contraire, my fine feathered flathead. It's a long known fun filled fact that many newer, fleeter "fast-flapping/foot-flipping/far-farting/furiously-flocking" angels are reported frequently flailling about in the alpine regions of Florida.
If you read more at your local grocery, you would know this. No more self checkout or express lane for you.
Just Jeff
08-04-2006, 00:09
Are you for real?
Not angels, faeries. I've seen 'em!
Frolicking Dinosaurs
08-04-2006, 07:03
Not angels, faeries. I've seen 'em!With or without chemical enhancement?
StarLyte
08-04-2006, 07:27
Yeah what are we talking about here.
Lone Wolf are you up in Brooklyn visiting EZ and Lightning Bolt?
Lone Wolf
08-04-2006, 07:37
No. I'm in Damascus.
Lone Wolf
08-04-2006, 07:40
Off topic but Marsha, there's a big house on the river that just went up for sale next to The Lazy Fox B&B. You want some info?
StarLyte
08-04-2006, 07:46
waahhh yeah send me the info--and thank you.
[email protected]
Almost There
08-04-2006, 09:39
My friend, John Daniels, and I see angels all the time!:jumpBTW, they can fly like a shooting star.
Time To Fly 97
08-04-2006, 09:43
Trail angels work in mysterious ways.
TTF
Footslogger
08-04-2006, 09:46
[quote=Almost There]My friend, John Daniels, and I see angels all the time!
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I see that you and I are both on Mr Daniels A-list ...
'Slogger
that is one cool link.............i've never seen angels fly, but i'm sure i met at least two real angels..............
Angels never let you know they're angels. Faeries on the othe hand love to play tricks. Find a toadstool and walk three times widdershins about it and you'll see what I'm talkin about.
Just Jeff
08-04-2006, 15:37
One time a faerie pulled the hammock out from under me on the Foothills Trail. I was getting in, and all the sudden I was on the ground laying on my back. Had to do a ninja roll so the thunk didn't wake anybody up...popped up ready to crack some knee caps or faerie wings but they had already fled the scene. Smart faeries...must have heard about the hurtin' ninja hammockers can deal out.
jimtanker
08-04-2006, 15:45
I read some of the stuff on that website and that guy is psychotic. He needs professional help BAD.
As psychotics go he ain't that bad
Some of the psychotics I hang out with need help a lot worse...
Faeries wear boots, you gotta believe me. I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes.:D
Lone Wolf
08-04-2006, 16:36
Faeries wear boots, you gotta believe me. I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes.:D
I saw Ozzy dancing with a boot wearing fairy.:eek:
gr8fulyankee
08-04-2006, 16:50
Faeries wear boots, you gotta believe me. I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes.:D
Dude....
If your going to quote Ozzy, please get it right! :D
Faeries wear boots, yeah ya gotta believe me......yeah I saw it,
I saw it, I tell you no lies.
Yeah, Faeries wear boots and you gotta believe me..... I saw it,
I saw it with my own two eyes..."
Dude....
If your going to quote Ozzy, please get it right! :D
Faeries wear boots, yeah ya gotta believe me......yeah I saw it,
I saw it, I tell you no lies.
Yeah, Faeries wear boots and you gotta believe me..... I saw it,
I saw it with my own two eyes..."
I went to the doc to see what he could give me, he said sorry son you've gone too far....
Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
Dude....
If your going to quote Ozzy, please get it right! :D
Faeries wear boots, yeah ya gotta believe me......yeah I saw it,
I saw it, I tell you no lies.
Yeah, Faeries wear boots and you gotta believe me.....I saw it,
I saw it with my own two eyes..." Sorry for leaving out the"Yeah" and "and". I was giving the condenced version.:D ...."Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you'll do...Yeah"
Blue Jay
08-04-2006, 20:21
As psychotics go he ain't that bad
Some of the psychotics I hang out with need help a lot worse...
Yah, this is a surprise.
Gray Blazer
08-04-2006, 21:07
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John or his brother Jack?
My friend, John Daniels, and I see angels all the time!:jumpBTW, they can fly like a shooting star.
Footslogger
08-05-2006, 09:56
[quote=Gray Blazer]John or his brother Jack?
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It's JACK ....but when you've known him as long as some of us have he's called JOHN.
'Slogger
StarLyte
08-05-2006, 10:08
You got it all wrong......it's Jack and Little Debbie.
Say it together now.....
Footslogger
08-05-2006, 10:15
You got it all wrong......it's Jack and Little Debbie.
Say it together now.....
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Never tried washing down a Little Debbie with Jack ??
'Slogger