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erslyman
08-04-2006, 10:05
Last Sunday in Dilling, Tennessee, a man sitting in the second row of St Bartholomew church burst into flames and shot out the window in a ball of fire.

He was nibbling M&Ms. Serves him right.
Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord.

http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2006/06/last_sunday.html

God Bless Grasshoppers

A scientist in Kingsport, Tennessee has trained grasshoppers to eat the marijuana plant. "We're convinced the grasshopper is our next best weapon against marijuana," said Henry Horley. "We have tested the plan out and believe marijuana, opium and the hallucinogenic mushroom family can be eliminated entirely by training and releasing our new breed of defensive marijuana-eating grasshoppers."

http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2006/06/god_bless_grass.html

Atheists in the Bible Belt

Contrary to popular opinion atheists are popular in the Bible Belt.
"We love atheists in the bible belt", says Luke Browning. "We hunt them for their fur. Keeps us warm in the winter. Grandma Reynolds needs just six more pelts before you can get a full-length coat. If you see a big hairy beast, please point him out."

http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2006/05/atheists_in_the.html

QHShowoman
08-04-2006, 10:48
These aren't even remotely "spooky.". In fact, they have nothing to do with hiking, camping, or the AT ... other than your misleading title.

Why do all your posts pimp the "evangelicalspectator" site? This is just thinly-veiled SPAM, in my opinion.

Time To Fly 97
08-04-2006, 11:00
THAT is the spooky thing LOL!

TTF

StarLyte
08-04-2006, 11:03
These aren't even remotely "spooky.". In fact, they have nothing to do with hiking, camping, or the AT ... other than your misleading title.

Why do all your posts pimp the "evangelicalspectator" site? This is just thinly-veiled SPAM, in my opinion.

I AGREE !! :mad:

Hammerhead
08-04-2006, 13:18
my blocked list just keeps getting bigger and bigger!