erslyman
08-04-2006, 10:05
Last Sunday in Dilling, Tennessee, a man sitting in the second row of St Bartholomew church burst into flames and shot out the window in a ball of fire.
He was nibbling M&Ms. Serves him right.
Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord.
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2006/06/last_sunday.html
God Bless Grasshoppers
A scientist in Kingsport, Tennessee has trained grasshoppers to eat the marijuana plant. "We're convinced the grasshopper is our next best weapon against marijuana," said Henry Horley. "We have tested the plan out and believe marijuana, opium and the hallucinogenic mushroom family can be eliminated entirely by training and releasing our new breed of defensive marijuana-eating grasshoppers."
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2006/06/god_bless_grass.html
Atheists in the Bible Belt
Contrary to popular opinion atheists are popular in the Bible Belt.
"We love atheists in the bible belt", says Luke Browning. "We hunt them for their fur. Keeps us warm in the winter. Grandma Reynolds needs just six more pelts before you can get a full-length coat. If you see a big hairy beast, please point him out."
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2006/05/atheists_in_the.html
He was nibbling M&Ms. Serves him right.
Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord.
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2006/06/last_sunday.html
God Bless Grasshoppers
A scientist in Kingsport, Tennessee has trained grasshoppers to eat the marijuana plant. "We're convinced the grasshopper is our next best weapon against marijuana," said Henry Horley. "We have tested the plan out and believe marijuana, opium and the hallucinogenic mushroom family can be eliminated entirely by training and releasing our new breed of defensive marijuana-eating grasshoppers."
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2006/06/god_bless_grass.html
Atheists in the Bible Belt
Contrary to popular opinion atheists are popular in the Bible Belt.
"We love atheists in the bible belt", says Luke Browning. "We hunt them for their fur. Keeps us warm in the winter. Grandma Reynolds needs just six more pelts before you can get a full-length coat. If you see a big hairy beast, please point him out."
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2006/05/atheists_in_the.html