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Desert Lobster
12-20-2006, 23:37
the happiest if you found them under your Christmas tree?
copythat
12-21-2006, 00:31
sandy irvine?
Butch Cassidy
12-21-2006, 00:46
Hippy Longstockings!:) You should see Her Christmas Card:sun
I'm hoping to find Earl Shaffer's 1948 slide show on a CD under my Christmas tree. If Santa thinks I'm deserving, I may put on my pith helmet to watch it!;)
The Weasel
12-21-2006, 03:07
The hiker I'm married to.
The Weasel
Amigi'sLastStand
12-21-2006, 07:32
Starlyte;)
All of them! Just let me know ahead of time so I can run to the supermarket first.
saimyoji
12-21-2006, 08:58
Drawn with butter is how I like my lobster. :D
Hammock Hanger
12-21-2006, 09:09
The hiker I'm married to.
The Weasel
That is an excellent answer!!!
Ditto what he said.:banana
DawnTreader
12-21-2006, 13:28
sandy irvine?
HaHaHa,
This would not only make you happy, but the rest of the mountaineering world as well. Great answer, I was in stiches
That is an excellent answer!!!
Ditto what he said.:banana
You want The Weasel's wife under your Christmas tree? :-? Don't worry. I won't tell your husband. ;)
Footslogger
12-21-2006, 13:37
the happiest if you found them under your Christmas tree?
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BadAss Turtle ...and ya know what ?? That's right where she's gonna be !!
'Slogger
Hammock Hanger
12-21-2006, 13:45
You want The Weasel's wife under your Christmas tree? :-? Don't worry. I won't tell your husband.
Hummmm... I didn't think of it that way, :eek: could be interesting!!! :o
Na, I'll take my old man.:banana
Lion King
12-21-2006, 13:47
I just got this image of someones living room full of sleeping hikers...cookie crumbs everywhere...tents hanging off chairs and fireplaces to dry...boots everywhere...the smell of funk outweighing the nice frankenscence and Pine odor...snoring...empty beer bottles...man...LOL!
Yikes.:D
But on that note, there are two or three I would love to 'unwrap' on Christmas morning. hehhehe
Paul Bunyan
12-21-2006, 13:55
Sgt. Rock or Shades of Gray;)
Toolshed
12-21-2006, 14:01
Does Kate Beckensall hike?? :D
Does Kate Beckensall hike?? :D
Not sure but Andie MacDowell does...
Blissful
12-21-2006, 14:21
Skipper and Paul Bunyan, of course (but they will be there anyway, grabbing the gifts).
Would love to have met Ed Garvey who got me hooked on the AT back when he released his first AT hiker book in the 70's. When I was young I carried that thing around with me everywhere. Still read it once a year.
Not sure but Andie MacDowell does...
Is that why you moved out of Black Mountain?? The restraining order? :rolleyes:
Well, screw it. If it has to be male hiker, I nominate Bill Bryson. I don't care what the purists say. The guy is wicked smart and intensely funny. Just another "chubby section hiker". (To use L. Wolf's very apropos description.)
Jim Adams
12-21-2006, 14:38
Red Rover, 2002 section hiker. didn't know her well and other than the red hair, not sure why the draw but alas, she was married.
Lion King
12-21-2006, 14:39
Does Kate Beckensall hike?? :D
In my deepest of fantasies yes she does!
laniamore
12-21-2006, 14:41
Well, screw it. If it has to be male hiker, I nominate Bill Bryson. I don't care what the purists say. The guy is wicked smart and intensely funny. Just another "chubby section hiker". (To use L. Wolf's very apropos description.)
haha agreed. he is a funny man. does the fat man walking count too? i'd like to sit and decorate christmas cookies with bryson, fat man, and santa. that would be a great christmas card. :D
Which fat man are we talking about? MS? Thanks, I'll pass. But I'd loved to have spent a few moments with Jerry Garcia. :cool:. Or Lowell George, for that matter... da fat man in da bathtub... wit da bluueees.
Is that why you moved out of Black Mountain?? The restraining order? :rolleyes:
LOL... I worked briefly for a guy that ended up painting her house in Asheville. You know I wanted to get on that crew! :)
otoh, this thread is taking on homoerotic necrophilic overtones... youch. :eek:
laniamore
12-21-2006, 15:13
Which fat man are we talking about? MS? Thanks, I'll pass. But I'd loved to have spent a few moments with Jerry Garcia. :cool:. Or Lowell George, for that matter... da fat man in da bathtub... wit da bluueees.
steve vaught! :D
Blister Bitchen Sister !
.............:p
StarLyte
12-21-2006, 15:47
Amigi :rolleyes:
otoh, this thread is taking on homoerotic necrophilic overtones... youch. :eek:
It's not necrophilic if she's a vampire! (Well, technically it is, but, grrr... you know what I mean....!!)
Amigi'sLastStand
12-21-2006, 17:29
Amigi :rolleyes:
Roflmfao!!!!:D :banana :sun
icemanat95
12-21-2006, 17:39
I refuse to answer on the grounds that I might incriminate myself...well, not really incriminate, but from a moral point of view....Lets just say that there were two hikers in particular, that in 1995 just knocked my socks off. Don't remember their real names and one of them I can only see her face in my memory..can't even remember her trail name. Oh well. Thanks for dragging up those memories...can't even let a guy put his old lusts behind him. grumble, grumble grunt.
Sleepy the Arab
12-21-2006, 18:23
Myself. Too bad matter can't be in two different places at the same time.
leeki pole
12-21-2006, 18:31
The Weasel...heh, heh we're about as far apart as Hillary and George W. (no offense, neo) but we both have good dogs and bad ears...but a couple of brews may bring in the Christmas spirit..good tidings to all on WB...hike on, brothers and sisters :sun
I'd love to see anyone of my trail brothers on christmas....... it would sure be a hell of a lot more fun then my family implying all night that I should get over this hiking thing and get a real job!! LOL!
Hammock Hanger
12-21-2006, 18:55
...Would love to have met Ed Garvey who got me hooked on the AT back when he released his first AT hiker book in the 70's. When I was young I carried that thing around with me everywhere. Still read it once a year.
Me too!! I must have read his book a hundred times. Then when I finally headed out in 2001, I gifted it to another thru-hike potential, KTR (kick the rocks). Great book, I would have like to have met him as well.
Lone Wolf
12-21-2006, 19:17
Duffelbag Tim. RIP.
Me too!! I must have read his book a hundred times. Then when I finally headed out in 2001, I gifted it to another thru-hike potential, KTR (kick the rocks). Great book, I would have like to have met him as well.
Funny. My wife just brought home a copy, a week back, from the library book sale. Prolly paid fifty cents. I think I read it years ago, as part of the big Rodale Press anthology. PM me with your meat address and it's yours.
Sgt. Rock or Shades of Gray;)
I expect you'll need to wait for longer days and warmer weather for your wish to be fulfilled, but I hope you'll get to meet both of us!:)
Duffelbag Tim. RIP.
Nice one Wolf. Was one kewl dude indeed, sorely missed.
RAT
My Wife The Hiker (she's Not,lol)
Jan LiteShoe
12-22-2006, 09:33
Oooo, baby!
Someone tell me how to post a picture, and I'll show you.
I'm partial to trail angels.
:)
Paul Bunyan
12-22-2006, 10:01
I expect you'll need to wait for longer days and warmer weather for your wish to be fulfilled, but I hope you'll get to meet both of us!:)
I hope so too. ;)
dixicritter
12-22-2006, 10:02
SGT Rock! Most definately! ;)
Paul Bunyan
12-22-2006, 10:06
SGT Rock! Most definately! ;)
Oh of course.
Dang, i should have but or/both in their.
dixicritter
12-22-2006, 10:09
Oh of course.
Dang, i should have but or/both in their.
That's ok Paul. Technically, I'm more of a Trail Angel than a Hiker, so you're safe. :D
Paul Bunyan
12-22-2006, 10:27
Oh, i meant in my other post, but thats ok. ;)
Oooo, baby!
Someone tell me how to post a picture, and I'll show you.
I'm partial to trail angels.
:)
If you have the pic on your hard drive click on the paper clip icon in the reply box next to the font menu and smiley and upload an attachment.
(some other forums have a mountain scenery icon where you can upload a pic from the web)
Jan LiteShoe
12-22-2006, 19:48
Thanks Sly!
After the "Hot Hiker Babe" series, here's one for the gals...
:)
Jan LiteShoe
12-22-2006, 19:49
I reckon you could call that a trail angel...
LOL
dixicritter
12-22-2006, 19:55
Hubba Hubba Jan! That might make me change my vote. ;)
Hammock Hanger
12-22-2006, 20:13
Thanks Sly!
After the "Hot Hiker Babe" series, here's one for the gals...
:)
Where did you get a picture of my hubby and why are you posting it on WB?? :p
Okay so he doesn't look exactly like that but in my eyes he is ALL THAT and more.:D
Jan LiteShoe
12-22-2006, 20:22
Hubba Hubba Jan! That might make me change my vote. ;)
Truly, no need to change.
Just... combine.
I'm sure Rock would look mighty cute in feathers.
:)
TJ aka Teej
12-22-2006, 20:26
Under the tree? Milo and the parapackers!! :D
Way to go Jan......:Dit made my day!!!:D:)
And here is one for the guys!!!!!!!!!!! (http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k201/lauren23232/untitled8.jpg)
Thanks Zelph, I was waitin for someone to do that, I just didn't have the brass to myself.:p
Lone Wolf
12-22-2006, 21:33
Thanks Zelph, I was waitin for someone to do that, I just didn't have the brass to myself.:p
Duffelbag was a hell of a lot more interesting to hang out with on a day to day basis. A GOOD man. That skinny, bulemic broad would be fun for 10 minutes. Maybe. I'd rather spank it.:rolleyes:
StarLyte
12-22-2006, 22:01
That skinny, bulemic broad would be fun for 10 minutes. Maybe. I'd rather spank it.:rolleyes:
ha ha ha
I'll hold your beer for ya while you do it
dixicritter
12-22-2006, 22:40
LOL... Rock would say she's too skinny too. I can hear him now.
mweinstone
12-22-2006, 23:00
bluberry. i want bluberry.
fennel from 2000. only chick i've ever seen that can pee standing up.
Does Vanessa Williams hike? If she does then I would put up a tree. ;)
fennel from 2000. only chick i've ever seen that can pee standing up.
So you have a peeing fetish now ? lol
Amigi'sLastStand
12-24-2006, 11:29
fennel from 2000. only chick i've ever seen that can pee standing up.
Uh, have you asked yourself why?:rolleyes:
So you have a peeing fetish now ? lol
nah, she was super hot. i thought it was cool.
Frolicking Dinosaurs
12-24-2006, 17:57
I want SgtRock under my tree so I could take him about 10 miles down the road and give a very Merry Christmas to a very deserving family.
I can pee standing up too! But I have to be wearing the right shorts. I remember Fennel - she was pretty cool. Actually the entire class of 2000 was pretty damn cool!
There are ALOT of hikers i'd like to see under my tree. But alot of good it would me since it looks like I'm already stuck under a few treees myself.
Happy Holidays to ALL
Actually the entire class of 2000 was pretty damn cool!
Thanks Blister!! :banana :banana
BTW, last week my friend and fellow 2000 hiker Sunnie gave me a register from Mass. from somewhere just north of Great Barrington. There is a classic Baltimore Jack entry that references you. You signed the journal too. :D