View Full Version : make your own human contest.
mweinstone
12-28-2006, 09:27
useing only folks from whiteblaze, create the perfect human.
add one part kinnikknnik with two parts froliking dinasaur. stir in 3/4 of a cup of miss janets stern resolve and a dash of lone wolf (for pickupabillity) now fold in some rock dancer for cognitive thinking and bake with raven , ottos dog sprinkled on for loyalness.let cool and frost with bluberry.searve in red b's homemade stoves and sprinkle with mrs gorp.
Geez. Is THAT what's in fruitcake? I always wondered. :rolleyes:
Frolicking Dinosaurs
12-28-2006, 09:32
::: :D gives Matt a big hug :D ::: and ::: bites Mowg on the toes :::
::: bites Mowg on the toes :::
You must know my cat. His name is Trouble. That's how he gets me out of bed in the morning.
Hammock Hanger
12-28-2006, 10:10
1 cup Mowgli (for passion)
1 cup Footslogger (for loyalty)
1 1/2 cups Ms Janet (for sweetness)
3/4 cup of Hikerhead (for determination)
1 cup Stumpknocker (for flavor and holding power)
a dash of Baltimore Jack & Lone Wolf (for bite)
a pinch of Neo (just because)
Put in a ziplock and shake....
Eat when you need a boost and can't get to WB. :)
mweinstone
12-28-2006, 17:59
who will be the most used ingredient. i dont really think you can bake a proper trail human without miss janet. shes the riseing agent!
heres a quick and easy treat.
roll out blistah sistah nice and flat ,about a quarter inch and use as crust for gingerbread girls head. witch is really a pie. made frome the finest treegirl and with ramble and treefingers for eyes! searve with janet jubali or jack and swills mixed cocktails!. for a real fancy garnish,..fold stumpknocker accordian style into a ring and put starlyte marshmellows in it for smores!
ther are so many wonderful things you can make with trail humans.
minnesota smith makes a fine keg of mead.etc.
part Baltimore Jack
part Warren Doyle
part Wingfoot
Part Bill Bryson
Talk about someone who'll hear voices in his head!!!!!!:banana
part Baltimore Jack
part Warren Doyle
part Wingfoot
Part Bill Bryson
Talk about someone who'll hear voices in his head!!!!!!:banana
Mary Shelley couln't make anything more freakish.
Jim Adams
12-28-2006, 19:24
part Baltimore Jack
part Warren Doyle
part Wingfoot
Part Bill Bryson
Talk about someone who'll hear voices in his head!!!!!!:banana
:D :D :D I couldn't quit laughing!!!! fvital you rock!
geek
part Baltimore Jack
part Warren Doyle
part Wingfoot
Part Bill Bryson
Talk about someone who'll hear voices in his head!!!!!!:banana
Yeah, you'd wanna yellow blaze every 4th step. :D
Frolicking Dinosaurs
12-28-2006, 19:33
BJ, WD, Wingie and Bryson - That is a frightening concoction.
1 part Matt (mweinstone) for thinking outside the box
1 part Just Jeff - for inventiveness
1 part StumpKnocker for stick-to-it-tiveness
1 part Hammock Hanger for knowledge and experience
1 part Trail Angel Mary for generosity
1 part SgtRock & DixieCritter for love & family
1 part One-Leg for courage
Mix well and add Miss Janet as needed to make a stiff dough. Bake in an oven heated by Jack, LW, sly, Weary, Mowgli, FD and TJ having a friendly conversation in the political forum. Sprinkle top with the class of 2007 to give it hope.
BJ, WD, Wingie and Bryson - That is a frightening concoction.
1 part Matt (mweinstone) for thinking outside the box
what box? matthewski don't see no box.
mweinstone
12-28-2006, 22:47
the highest order of jolly rancher is grape. if anyone wants to dispute this,.. ill be in my office.
froliking gummy dinasaurs.mmmmmmmmmgummy ladies.........
I have to beg to differ....... watermelon. So flavorful, even the person next to you can taste it!
Desert Lobster
12-29-2006, 02:10
and a dose of Desert Lobster for common sense!
mweinstone
12-31-2006, 15:46
watermelon was so 90's. move on my dear. grape is now!
Left Hand
12-31-2006, 15:50
gotta go with gummi anything for flexibility