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the_iceman
02-13-2007, 22:14
This thread is for Male specific issues. Please keep it clean.
Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-13-2007, 22:17
I have this problem... can you help? (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11327)
saimyoji
02-13-2007, 22:23
Try this link instead:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11327
Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-13-2007, 22:24
Fixed.......
Earl Grey
02-13-2007, 22:34
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1695/96400dogballnz8.jpg
dixicritter
02-13-2007, 22:42
I still don't get the jealousy! :rolleyes:
Blissful
02-13-2007, 22:53
Well...I'm invading. Ha ha
Anyway, it's great guys do lurk at times on the female site. One even made me a small backpack for town. :)
So, iceman, what is your male specific problem? We are here to help.;)
So, iceman, what is your male specific problem? We are here to help.;)
It's a fromunda cheese issue. :)
I have this problem... can you help? (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11327)
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
It's a fromunda cheese issue. :)Use soap.:sun
the_iceman
02-13-2007, 23:47
So, iceman, what is your male specific problem? We are here to help.;)
to quote William Shakespeare Discretion is the better part of valor
Gold Bond Powder does wonders for what troubles folks.:sun
to quote William Shakespeare Discretion is the better part of valor
To quote Virgil, "Fortune favors the brave." After all, we are here to help.:D
P.S. F.D., tht link almost caused me to ruin my keyboard.
I feel your pain Iceman. I got bi*ched at over in that femme forum too. I guess their territorial over there.:)
the_iceman
02-14-2007, 00:07
I feel your pain Iceman. I got bi*ched at over in that femme forum too. I guess their territorial over there.:)
Hey, I broke the rules regardless of the intent.
Hey, I broke the rules regardless of the intent.
Oh I understand. So did I. Many of us have on more than one occasion. A lot of times it's welcomed but today wasn't that day.
Equality Ya Know:D
superman
02-14-2007, 00:47
I passed a kidney stone the other day that measured 1/4" by 1/8" the other day. For those of you who have had the pleasure you know that the little brick was talking loud. I was wondering if any guys had the misfortune of passing a stone on the AT?
I passed a kidney stone the other day that measured 1/4" by 1/8" the other day. For those of you who have had the pleasure you know that the little brick was talking loud. I was wondering if any guys had the misfortune of passing a stone on the AT?
Damn! I think passing a stone :eek: (and living to tell the tale) makes you a superman! Cheers!
warraghiyagey
02-14-2007, 05:13
WB please put this forum out of it's misery. It's only value is that it has somehow managed to be both repugnant, pathetic and booooring.
warraghiyagey
02-14-2007, 05:14
WB please put this forum out of it's misery. It's only value is that it has somehow managed to be both repugnant, pathetic and booooring.
And by both I mean. . . ahem . . . all three of these.:) :)
Old Hillwalker
02-14-2007, 06:08
For those of you that are HSV2 bearers you know how physical stress often results on an outbreak. I wonder how the stress of every day long distance hiking affects occurrance rates. It would be awful to be hiking in that condition day after day. Of course this is not a male only problem, just thought it might spice up this thread:eek:
warraghiyagey
02-14-2007, 06:28
For those of you that are HSV2 bearers you know how physical stress often results on an outbreak. I wonder how the stress of every day long distance hiking affects occurrance rates. It would be awful to be hiking in that condition day after day. Of course this is not a male only problem, just thought it might spice up this thread:eek:
Thank God. . . a lucid thought.
Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-14-2007, 07:06
I passed a kidney stone the other day that measured 1/4" by 1/8" the other day. For those of you who have had the pleasure you know that the little brick was talking loud. I was wondering if any guys had the misfortune of passing a stone on the AT?This is the one thing that makes me praise my plumbing over yours... my deepest sympathy.
superman
02-14-2007, 08:33
"You will find something more in woods than in books. Trees and stones will teach you that which you can never learn from masters."
~Saint Bernard (1090 - 1153)
LOL, yes...some trees and stones have to be experiences to be appreciated. It's not a rare event in the population though and it would seem that somebody had that misfortune while hiking the AT since Dehydration is a big contributor to forming a kidney stone. I've had two other events and each followed long hikes on remote trails that lacked water. I don't know what brought this one on.
Footslogger
02-14-2007, 09:52
I passed a kidney stone the other day that measured 1/4" by 1/8" the other day. For those of you who have had the pleasure you know that the little brick was talking loud. I was wondering if any guys had the misfortune of passing a stone on the AT?
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...and then some. Didn't keep count but it was well over a dozen. Got home and had 2 surgeries to get rid of the buggers. In my case the stone was really large (about 2 - 3 cm diameter) and somewhat trapped deep in the kidney. Chips were breaking off, irritating the ureteral lining and ocassionally clogging up the plumbing.
'Slogger
superman
02-14-2007, 10:10
Yeah, Footslogger...that's what I'm talking about. I'm thinking you earned a fast pass right into heaven when you die. If you haven't had one it's hard to describe the pain. To have one and keep a hike going is beyond impressive. I am in awe of some of the things that people have endured to finish their thru hike.
Lone Wolf
02-14-2007, 10:12
This thread is for Male specific issues. Please keep it clean.
Where's the homo forum?
over on usenet - alt.motss I think
vipahman
02-14-2007, 16:46
My dad had a huge kidney stone. I remember seeing the Xrays of it. Anyway, he used a home remedy to fix it: Beer, lots of it. He'd empty 4 cans of beer with each meal and presto, the stone pissed itself away.
I'm now a believer in the healing properties of beer.
Footslogger
02-14-2007, 16:58
My dad had a huge kidney stone. I remember seeing the Xrays of it. Anyway, he used a home remedy to fix it: Beer, lots of it. He'd empty 4 cans of beer with each meal and presto, the stone pissed itself away.
I'm now a believer in the healing properties of beer.
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Works if the stone/fragment is small. With the larger stones/fragments there is sometimes complete obstruction of the ureter (tube from kidney to bladder). In that case the plumbing backs up and all the beer (or any fluid for that matter) doesn't help.
I've had em both ways ...neither way was fun !!
'Slogger
4eyedbuzzard
02-14-2007, 17:22
...Posting by Men for Men only !
This thread is for Male specific issues. Please keep it clean.
Intrinsically, that [keep it clean] is pretty much impossible - and pretty funny.
4eyedbuzzard
02-14-2007, 17:25
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1695/96400dogballnz8.jpg
If I could do that I probably wouldn't leave the house...:D
Intrinsically, that [keep it clean] is pretty much impossible - and pretty funny.
no problem - give it a rub down with a wet wipe once a day and it will be clean - or at least clean enough
Chaco Taco
02-14-2007, 18:16
no problem - give it a rub down with a wet wipe once a day and it will be clean - or at least clean enough If you clean it for too long it will go off :eek::D
This thread in heading downhill fast
smokymtnsteve
02-14-2007, 18:16
I have this problem... can you help? (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11327)
now that's a real knee knocker
Chaco Taco
02-14-2007, 18:22
now that's a real knee knocker
or possible ball buster
mweinstone
02-14-2007, 18:30
i never got a mail drop. dont belive in them.against my religion. i just eat whatevers at gas station mini marts mostly.
mweinstone
02-14-2007, 18:30
wait. this is a homo forum?
Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-14-2007, 18:38
Yes, Matthewski, it is teeming with homo sapiens
the_iceman
02-14-2007, 18:41
BTW, is anyone troubled by Male Pattern Baldness?
I am sitting in the Orlando Airport - 9 hours now - SNOWED OUT - of Boston. Rebooked on a 5:30 flight that might leave at 7:30. Logan websdite says the Airport is open and it is 36 degrees.
A lot of disenfranchised (a real liberal word) little Mickeys running around. :D
BTW, is anyone troubled by Male Pattern Baldness?
:D
Well I don't know about a pattern yet but I'm thinning at 24.:)
smokymtnsteve
02-14-2007, 18:50
I always wear a hat ..so no trouble with the bald spots
StarLyte
02-14-2007, 18:51
I haven't laughed this hard since the Chuck Norris (http://www.funlol.com/funpages/more-chuck-norris.html) thread !
the_iceman
02-14-2007, 18:52
As a man, do worry that other men might be carrying a lighter pack?
Have a warmer sleeping bag?
Have a stove that can boil a liter of water 0.2 seconds faster than your stove?
We are looking for those deep seated troubling, ego busting, issues that we men face.
Chaco Taco
02-14-2007, 18:53
I haven't laughed this hard since the Chuck Norris (http://www.funlol.com/funpages/more-chuck-norris.html) thread !
Oh no, dont F#%k with Chuck:D
BTW, is anyone troubled by Male Pattern Baldness?
I am sitting in the Orlando Airport - 9 hours now - SNOWED OUT - of Boston. Rebooked on a 5:30 flight that might leave at 7:30. Logan websdite says the Airport is open and it is 36 degrees.
A lot of disenfranchised (a real liberal word) little Mickeys running around. :D
You should probably keep your trailname a secret for the time being. ;)
smokymtnsteve
02-14-2007, 18:55
As a man, do worry that other men might be carrying a lighter pack?
Have a warmer sleeping bag?
Have a stove that can boil a liter of water 0.2 seconds faster than your stove?
We are looking for those deep seated troubling, ego busting, issues that we men face.
nope cuz I know I have a big fuel bottle:banana
Chaco Taco
02-14-2007, 18:56
Hey Austex, Im looking at your phrase below your name and I must ask, Why didnt you just stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night? :p
Hey Austex, Im looking at your phrase below your name and I must ask, Why didnt you just stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night? :p
I work the early morning hours. I am up all night most of the time. :(
The words are lyrics from a Joe Ely song. :)
the_iceman
02-14-2007, 19:00
Does anyone have an issue with the hair on the tops of your feet itching if your wear the same pair of hiking socks too long. Almost like the hair is growing into the sock.
Have you ever thought of shaving your feet?
How about the same issue with back hair when you wear a synthetic t-shirt too long.
Do you shave you back or have your ever considered it?
Has anyone had laser hair removal? I am talking metro-sexual here.
As a man would you admit it on an "all male" site like this thread?
Chaco Taco
02-14-2007, 19:02
I work the early morning hours. I am up all night most of the time. :(
The words are lyrics from a Joe Ely song. :)
I feel for ya. Take care and get home safely:sun
Footslogger
02-14-2007, 19:05
[quote=the_iceman;322489]BTW, is anyone troubled by Male Pattern Baldness?
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Yeah ...been sleeping in short beds too long !!
'Slogger
troubled by baldness - nope - its been a fact of my life since I was 23 - many years of being bald has had an influence on my hiking however - summer or winter I always wear a hat or two or three
Paul Bunyan
02-14-2007, 20:20
Hey, i heard something about the hair on the top of your foot itching, anyone have problems with ankle hair hurting? It always happens after a long day.
Does anyone have an issue with the hair on the tops of your feet itching if your wear the same pair of hiking socks too long. Almost like the hair is growing into the sock.
Have you ever thought of shaving your feet?
How about the same issue with back hair when you wear a synthetic t-shirt too long.
Do you shave you back or have your ever considered it?
Has anyone had laser hair removal? I am talking metro-sexual here.
As a man would you admit it on an "all male" site like this thread?
Nope but I shave my ba**s. Have got nothing but compliments and licks since.:D
Boat Drinks
02-14-2007, 20:46
Does anyone have an issue with the hair on the tops of your feet itching if your wear the same pair of hiking socks too long. Almost like the hair is growing into the sock.
Have you ever thought of shaving your feet?
How about the same issue with back hair when you wear a synthetic t-shirt too long.
Do you shave you back or have your ever considered it?
Has anyone had laser hair removal? I am talking metro-sexual here.
As a man would you admit it on an "all male" site like this thread?
I was wondering if shaving your boys wouldn't help with hygiene issues too. I hear it makes you look more endowed as an added extra bonus....:banana :D ROFLMAO.
4eyedbuzzard
02-14-2007, 21:01
I was wondering if shaving your boys wouldn't help with hygiene issues too. I hear it makes you look more endowed as an added extra bonus....:banana :D ROFLMAO.
Yeah, and as an added bone-us, it's cheaper than a professional vasectomy.:banana
4eyedbuzzard
02-14-2007, 21:05
Have you ever thought of shaving your feet?
How about the same issue with back hair when you wear a synthetic t-shirt too long.
Do you shave you back or have your ever considered it?
Has anyone had laser hair removal? I am talking metro-sexual here.
As a man would you admit it on an "all male" site like this thread?
LASERS!? My thstars. Ooooooh, that thsounds even hotter than my waxth pot.:eek: :p
Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-14-2007, 21:24
Girls, should we tell them about Brazillian waxing?
Girls, should we tell them about Brazillian waxing?
OUCH!!! :eek:
Girls, should we tell them about Brazillian waxing?
I waxed a strip of my leg as few years back just to see what all the fuss is about. HOLY *****!!! I just recovered yesterday.
Any woman than can wax in her nether regions may look nice but is way to tough for me.:D
Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-14-2007, 21:41
Never, ever under any circumstances google 'boyzilian" :eek:
smokymtnsteve
02-14-2007, 21:45
Never, ever under any circumcision :eek:
bite me:D ....
Chaco Taco
02-14-2007, 21:45
Never, ever under any circumstances google 'boyzilian" :eek:
One of thise things where someone says, "dont do ----" and of course I just had to look. Thats just wrong:eek:
Never, ever under any circumstances google 'boyzilian" :eek:
This better be the Male Dino because chick dinos aren't allowed. And ouch:eek: on the boyzilian. I did the math on that and knew not to look.
Jim Adams
02-14-2007, 21:49
Hey, i heard something about the hair on the top of your foot itching, anyone have problems with ankle hair hurting? It always happens after a long day.
Used to wax the hair on the top of my feet then one day it hit me...if I let it grow into a little gotee, it will stop friction in my hiking boots. Seemed to work OK until I thought about growing it into a full foot beard!!!! That's when the idea hit me and I came out with the new product....SMARTHAIR SOCKS.... incredible warm, decent wicking and cheap. I'm attempting to do a big A.T. release on Springer for early April but I can't seem to get enough foot hair yet. My R&D department should have the problem solved in time as soon as the 350 Russian mailorder brides arrive!
:banana
geek
Never, ever under any circumstances google 'boyzilian" :eek:
I say again...OUCH! :eek:
Used to wax the hair on the top of my feet then one day it hit me...if I let it grow into a little gotee, it will stop friction in my hiking boots. Seemed to work OK until I thought about growing it into a full foot beard!!!! That's when the idea hit me and I came out with the new product....SMARTHAIR SOCKS.... incredible warm, decent wicking and cheap. I'm attempting to do a big A.T. release on Springer for early April but I can't seem to get enough foot hair yet. My R&D department should have the problem solved in time as soon as the 350 Russian mailorder brides arrive!
:banana
geek
Jim...I think Sasquatch beat you to this one. Sorry...
Jim Adams
02-14-2007, 22:23
Jim...I think Sasquatch beat you to this one. Sorry...
Foiled again!!:mad:
geek
mweinstone
02-15-2007, 08:58
you have created a forum in anger. you were angry that the women have there own and you were double angry to find out after making your own, that men dont need, talk, or like forums like this. therefore, and in the spirit of male dominance.,,,, i will now take over. i will destroy your will to stop laughing.by the way, cloud nine called just now. wonder and crutch are going springer to gootch this am. 16 mi!. now where was we.#1, men are not ladies. we dont have toenail issues we have beer drinking games. we dont primp we sloth. and we never talk , we grunt. a mans first and only order of buissness on this earth is to amass women. lots and lots. more than mormans. we want all women on earth lined up naked so we can inspect the troops. we are sick perverted and creepy and you women love us for some reason. whatever. it all comes down to the 10 seconds after sex when you roll over. are you happy still as you were 10 seconds ago or totaly bummed and looking for an exit? it is so hard to find a woman who is as much fun as ,... oh,.. say,.. now and laters.(candy) you can enjoy them now or you can enjoy them later. oh and before i forget. we come from a species witch kills its own . any wonder common relations are screwed up? oh. and i got some kind of puss all over this morning. it seems to be ozzing from a hudge sore about the size of a quarter directly on top of my,.....gotta go, doorbell..
mweinstone
02-15-2007, 09:02
peter pan penut butter made by conagra in georgia kill.
mweinstone
02-15-2007, 09:04
all those in favor of revolution? anyone? so everyones okay with this conagra making butters ? checking. im leaving sociaty for just this sort of thing. im gonna find a community. where peanut butter is made by americans! strong coffie effects creative writing. just shaved my ball.psych!
you have created a forum in anger. you were angry that the women have ...........directly on top of my,.....gotta go, doorbell..
I'm not really sure that I like myself when I understand these posts and find myself nodding my head in agreement. Course, Chunky Jiff is far superior to
Peter Pan (then again, checking into a 12 step program now might save me money on my thru-hike). But I digress, does it make you more or less of a man to have sasquatch feet?:-?
superman
02-15-2007, 09:18
matthewski
Do you drink a lot of coffee?