TICKS by Brad Paisley - Funny NEW SONG!

[refreeman]

:banana "Ticks" by Brad Paisley (Brad Paisley):banana
1st Verse
Every time you take a sip
In this smoky atmosphere
You press that bottle to your lips
And I wish I was your beer
And in the small there of your back
Your jeans are playin' peek-a-boo
I'd like to see the other half
Of your butterfly tattoo
Pre Chorus
Hey, that gives me an idea
Let's get out of this bar
Drive out into the country
And find a place to park
Chorus
('Cause) I'd like to see you
Out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you (baby)
Way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you
Through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks
(Oh, I'd sure like to check you for ticks)
(Come on)
2nd Verse
I know the perfect little path
Out in these woods I used to hunt
Don't worry, babe, I've got your back
And I've also got your front
I'd hate to waste a night like this
I'll keep you safe, you wait and see
The only thing allowed to crawl all over you
When we get there, is me
Pre Chorus
You know every guy in here tonight
Would like to take you home
But I've got way more class than them
Babe, that ain't what I want
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge
Now oooh, you never know where one might be
And oooh, there's lots of places that are hard to reach (I gotcha)
:D (Repeat Chorus):D

[Pennsylvania Rose]

Heard it yesterday on the way home from work. Laughed so hard I almost wrecked. Can't believe my redneck husband never used that line on me.

[Cuffs]

Its been playing on the radio here quite a bit in AL. Love it!

[Lanthar Mandragoran]

My wife and I laughed for forever when we actually listened to the song.

[refreeman]

We laughed and laughed when we heard the song. Although she’d be the one singing the song to me.

I get strip searched whenever I come home from a hike. Doesn't matter how long I'm gone, 1/2 day or a month. In fact, I don’t go any further into our house than the foyer until I am cleared by the decontamination tech, my wife. She puts on a very bright head lamp and methodically examines my entire surface. Our tick inspection kit that we put together includes; narrow tip tweezers, ziplock bags, a very powerful magnifying glass and the very bright headlamp. She has found some that look like a tiny speck of pepper (from a salt and pepper shaker).

[Matteroo]

I've been hearing this song a lot lately-cracks me up for sure. My girlfriend is the one who got me into country music in the first place, and she said "you're going to know all of the new country songs by the time you come join me on my hike".. I told her bout this one on the phone a few weeks ago. good tune for sure!

[aaroniguana]

Psh... My Celtic group has had a standing 7pm tick check at every function since the early 80s. About time someone wrote a song about it...