smokymtnsteve
10-10-2003, 09:40
Once upon a time there were three bears , now these three bears lived down south here so they were the southern three bears ..of course there was papa bear a mama , a a little bitty baby bear....
now being from down south ....the ole papa bear jsdut loved to drink beer and the mama bear...she loved to eat pinto beans
( they are bascically veggietarin you know:D ) and the litttle bitty baby bear ....well he liked to listened to elvis Pressley records...
one day the papa bear said" my beer is too cold" (i assume he keeps his beer in ice h2o spring)
and the mama bear said " my pinto beans are too hot" (she sure wasn't using esbit tabs to cook)
and the baby bear said ' I'm tired of listening to my elvis pressley records"
so they went out for a walk...
well why they were out for a walk a shelter mouse came out ....
( these bears weren't practicing LNT or good food storage techniques)
and he drank all of papa bear's beer
and he ate all of mama bear's pinto beans
and he listened to the little bitty baby bears elvis pressley records so much that he wore all the grooves off the records..( the baby bear didn't have a cd player or mp3)
well the 3 bears came back to the shelter ....
and the papa bear said...somebody been drinking my beer!
and the mama bear said ...somebody done et all my pinto beans!
and the little bitty baby bear said...somebody has worn the groove off all my elvis pressley records..
and just about that time the mouse staggered out and said
pfft, hick-up..I'm All shook-up
now being from down south ....the ole papa bear jsdut loved to drink beer and the mama bear...she loved to eat pinto beans
( they are bascically veggietarin you know:D ) and the litttle bitty baby bear ....well he liked to listened to elvis Pressley records...
one day the papa bear said" my beer is too cold" (i assume he keeps his beer in ice h2o spring)
and the mama bear said " my pinto beans are too hot" (she sure wasn't using esbit tabs to cook)
and the baby bear said ' I'm tired of listening to my elvis pressley records"
so they went out for a walk...
well why they were out for a walk a shelter mouse came out ....
( these bears weren't practicing LNT or good food storage techniques)
and he drank all of papa bear's beer
and he ate all of mama bear's pinto beans
and he listened to the little bitty baby bears elvis pressley records so much that he wore all the grooves off the records..( the baby bear didn't have a cd player or mp3)
well the 3 bears came back to the shelter ....
and the papa bear said...somebody been drinking my beer!
and the mama bear said ...somebody done et all my pinto beans!
and the little bitty baby bear said...somebody has worn the groove off all my elvis pressley records..
and just about that time the mouse staggered out and said
pfft, hick-up..I'm All shook-up