View Full Version : Guys: Would you rather have blue-balls or survive a cold, wet night in the woods?
Johnny Thunder
09-12-2007, 12:13
John Moriarty says you can have/do both!
http://www.coroflot.com/public/individual_file.asp?individual_id=81605&portfolio_id=218380&sort_by=1&
(for some reason you'll have to copy and paste the link)
Description
Cocoon is a place to find shelter in extreeme [sic] conditions and environments. Hang it off a tree or a cliff face or anywhere you else you need to. Inside, the user is comforted by a warming colours and materials that will ensure they stay warm no matter what the conditions are like outside.
Co-Designed with Billy Harney
(It's like a life jacket you can use to knock down trees and coax unwilling girlfriends)
I nominate John and Bill for the useless gear contest.
Johnny
shelterbuilder
09-12-2007, 12:18
John Moriarty says you can have/do both!
http://www.coroflot.com/public/individual_file.asp?individual_id=81605&portfolio_id=218380&sort_by=1&
(for some reason you'll have to copy and paste the link)
Description
Cocoon is a place to find shelter in extreeme [sic] conditions and environments. Hang it off a tree or a cliff face or anywhere you else you need to. Inside, the user is comforted by a warming colours and materials that will ensure they stay warm no matter what the conditions are like outside.
Co-Designed with Billy Harney
(It's like a life jacket you can use to knock down trees and coax unwilling girlfriends)
I nominate John and Bill for the useless gear contest.
Johnny
OH MY GOD!!! It's the backwoods invasion of the body-snatchers!:eek:
Skidsteer
09-12-2007, 12:23
They stole that design.
It's Minnesota Smith's food bag.
taildragger
09-12-2007, 13:30
that looks like I'd wake up in just about the same amount of pain as said balls would incur (blue balls always deal me the most pain whilst playing pool....)
WAY COOL, in a very creepy but useless way.
Perfect gift for that special someone in your office,
then invite some bears to his piñata party.
They stole that design.
It's Minnesota Smith's food bag.
LOL - good one!
CoyoteWhips
09-12-2007, 14:43
Finally, something for hammockers to mock.
Frolicking Dinosaurs
09-12-2007, 14:51
WAY COOL, in a very creepy but useless way.
Perfect gift for that special someone in your office,
then invite some bears to his piņata party.The insulation should be chocolate mint for this purpose :D
That is the weirdest thing I have ever seen anyone attempt to pass off as outdoor gear.
Johnny Thunder
09-12-2007, 15:08
The insulation should be chocolate mint for this purpose :D
That is the weirdest thing I have ever seen anyone attempt to pass off as outdoor gear.
Dang! Shoulda' saved it for Trail Days.
D'Artagnan
09-12-2007, 15:19
Finally, something for hammockers to mock.
YES!! We've finally moved up the ladder. :D
mweinstone
09-12-2007, 19:42
i'll post my inishal responce before looking. it seems you guys suffer from looking at a vertical space sleeper . lets see........
veiwing.........
aaroniguana
09-12-2007, 20:06
Use of that monstrosity should be restricted to the PacNW.
Grizz Pinata. Hang 'em high!
Yup.
whitefoot_hp
09-13-2007, 09:50
that looks so retarted. but if would be fun at a party...