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Socrates
09-28-2007, 15:16
Any interested candidates, please respond soon! The position may go at any time!
I'm looking for a female that's able to:
Carry my pack whenever I don't feel like it.
Cook quality meals while I hang out with others.
Fetch water from sources no matter how far away.
Put up a tent in the rain within 30 seconds.
Keep well shaved and smell good at all times.
Stay quiet the entire trip.
Modeling experience is not required, but is prefered!

warraghiyagey
09-28-2007, 15:25
Any interested candidates, please respond soon! The position may go at any time!
I'm looking for a female that's able to:
Carry my pack whenever I don't feel like it.
Cook quality meals while I hang out with others.
Fetch water from sources no matter how far away.
Put up a tent in the rain within 30 seconds.
Keep well shaved and smell good at all times.
Stay quiet the entire trip.
Modeling experience is not required, but is prefered!

Yikes. Holy mysoginy Batman.:eek:

jnetx
09-28-2007, 15:32
Stay quiet the entire trip.
Sorry, just can't keep my mouth shut that long!

Creek Dancer
09-28-2007, 15:59
Good luck with that. With that attitude, you must be single, huh?

fehchet
09-28-2007, 16:34
What's the pay?

SGT Rock
09-28-2007, 16:45
Minnessota Smith?

Frosty
09-28-2007, 16:47
Good luck with that. With that attitude, you must be single, huh?Ya think? :D

Lilred
09-28-2007, 16:53
OH please, let me, let me.........good grief LOL

Freeleo
09-28-2007, 16:54
she wont eat any of your food i am sure of it



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mudhead
09-28-2007, 18:15
That is scary on several levels.

Trillium
09-28-2007, 19:32
Son, I'd say you were born in the wrong century and in the wrong culture unless you are amongst the American Indians. :p

and to those who thought for one nanno second that the young lad was doing anything but spoofing, you are entirely tooooo serious.

Skidsteer
09-28-2007, 19:45
Um, if you find her?

Ask if she's got a sister. :p

rafe
09-28-2007, 19:48
Up on Cripple Creek she sends me
If I spring a leak she mends me
I don't have to speak she defends me
A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one

(Up on Cripple Creek, The Band)

T-Dubs
09-28-2007, 20:08
Up on Cripple Creek she sends me
If I spring a leak she mends me
I don't have to speak she defends me
A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one

(Up on Cripple Creek, The Band)



"I was thinking that
maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby
for her to stay.
Just someone
to keep my house clean,
Fix my meals and go away."

(Neil Young)

Lone Wolf
09-28-2007, 22:29
penis length? 3 inch

Paul Bunyan
09-28-2007, 22:44
Hey, keep it clean L. Wolf.

saimyoji
09-28-2007, 22:45
penis length? 3 inch


Is that your resume?

Lone Wolf
09-28-2007, 22:48
Hey, keep it clean L. Wolf.

penis is a clean word

Lone Wolf
09-28-2007, 22:49
Is that your resume?

socrates of course

Tha Wookie
09-28-2007, 23:18
Any interested candidates, please respond soon! The position may go at any time!
I'm looking for a female that's able to:
Carry my pack whenever I don't feel like it.
Cook quality meals while I hang out with others.
Fetch water from sources no matter how far away.
Put up a tent in the rain within 30 seconds.
Keep well shaved and smell good at all times.
Stay quiet the entire trip.
Modeling experience is not required, but is prefered!

Hey you try that in the females forum.

I'm sure they'll jump at the chance:rolleyes:

Socrates
09-28-2007, 23:23
socrates of course

And yet I always felt like I was carrying 3 hiking poles...:D

Socrates
09-28-2007, 23:25
Hey you try that in the females forum.

I'm sure they'll jump at the chance:rolleyes:

Yeah I'm a ladies man! Can't you tell? Actually, I'm quite nice, but I grew up with too much Andrew Dice Clay I guess...

Roland
09-29-2007, 04:54
And yet I always felt like I was carrying 3 hiking poles...:D

Nice comeback.