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Rooster
10-18-2007, 12:40
My last trip trip I could have used:
1) Don't forget batteries for your Steripen.
2) Don't bring a lighter whose butane level you are unsure of.(I had a back-up)
3) Don't forget to count countour lines on the map when planning mileage.

Sly
10-18-2007, 13:01
4) Don't sweat it.

SGT Rock
10-18-2007, 13:07
Don't take people on the internet too seriously.

bigcranky
10-18-2007, 13:09
Don't worry, be happy. (Seriously.)

SGT Rock
10-18-2007, 13:10
Don't go synthetic and don't use mail drops (HAHA Blissful)

Freeleo
10-18-2007, 13:11
don't believe the hype

SGT Rock
10-18-2007, 13:13
Don't carry a gun, cell phone, hike with a dog, go without maps, carry too much, go too fast, sleep in shelters, moon the cog, jump off a bridge, stiff a hostel, or listen to me.

Johnny Thunder
10-18-2007, 13:23
Don't call it a comeback. (I've been here for years)

Freeleo
10-18-2007, 13:32
dont know which way to turn

Johnny Thunder
10-18-2007, 13:55
Don't look back in anger.

floyd242
10-18-2007, 14:11
Don't stand so close to me.

Gray Blazer
10-18-2007, 14:13
Don't pick your nose.

Rooster
10-18-2007, 14:43
The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
Hence a phrase which has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.Dont't forget a towel

Johnny Thunder
10-18-2007, 14:45
Don't Panic

Freeleo
10-18-2007, 14:48
dont you forget about me

Johnny Thunder
10-18-2007, 14:51
Don't stop believing

Sly
10-18-2007, 14:52
Don't expect "trail magic"

Rooster
10-18-2007, 14:53
Don't quote fleetwood mack please.

Johnny Thunder
10-18-2007, 14:56
Don't misatribute lyrics.

J5man
10-18-2007, 14:58
Don't go to bed angry (with each other)- has anyone ever REALLY been able to do this?!!! haha

Rooster
10-18-2007, 15:00
don't worry, I won't finish that phrase.

quasarr
10-18-2007, 15:20
Don't you forget about me

Alligator
10-18-2007, 15:24
Don't pay the ferryman.

Freeleo
10-18-2007, 15:24
Dont cross the river if you cant swim the tide
Dont try denyin livin on the other side
Dont cross the river if you cant swim the tide
Dont try denyin livin on the other side
Dont cross the river if you cant swim the tide
Dont cross the river if you cant swim the tide
Dont cross the river if you cant swim the tide

amigo
10-18-2007, 15:30
1. DON'T rely on butane lighters as your sole fire source. Make sure you have an entirely different means of firemaking for your back-up. Butane lighters don't work well in the wind, or when the flint gets wet, or at high altitude, or when they clog.

Try these: http://www.nitro-pak.com/product_info.php?cPath=77_162&products_id=213

I believe REI and many other suppliers carry these, also.

2. DON'T confuse the less reliable Coghlan's waterproof matches for the good stuff.

Alligator
10-18-2007, 15:32
...
2. DON'T confuse the less reliable Coghlan's waterproof matches for the good stuff.They suck ass.

leeki pole
10-18-2007, 15:33
don't fear the reaper

mudhead
10-18-2007, 15:36
Don't forget the fancy hold feature on your weather radio works better if you remember to use it...

RadioFreq
10-18-2007, 15:46
Don't walk away, Renee. (Man, am I dating myself.)

dockaos
10-18-2007, 15:47
Don't kick, don't fight, don't sleep at night

Lone Wolf
10-18-2007, 15:49
Don't Taze Me Bro!!

Johnny Thunder
10-18-2007, 15:50
Don't forget to wind your watch

Freeleo
10-18-2007, 15:52
dont tap your foot in the bathroom stall

SGT Rock
10-18-2007, 15:53
Don't date MS.

Johnny Thunder
10-18-2007, 15:54
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

SGT Rock
10-18-2007, 15:54
Don't tug on Superman's cape.

Montego
10-18-2007, 15:56
Don't quit.

Alligator
10-18-2007, 15:57
Don't pull the mask off the ole Lone Ranger.

capehiker
10-18-2007, 15:59
Don't eat the yellow snow.

Johnny Thunder
10-18-2007, 16:00
Don't try this at home.

Alligator
10-18-2007, 16:01
Don't say it's the end of the road.

Johnny Thunder
10-18-2007, 16:03
Don't worry about the government

Freeleo
10-18-2007, 16:03
dont go swimming on private property to clean yourself off:cool:

Lone Wolf
10-18-2007, 16:04
don't s**t on church pavillion floors

Tin Man
10-18-2007, 16:06
Don't snivel.

Johnny Thunder
10-18-2007, 16:06
Don't believe everything that you breathe

Freeleo
10-18-2007, 16:07
don't s**t on church pavillion floors

and puking is jsut as bad:eek:

SGT Rock
10-18-2007, 16:08
Don't back talk your momma.

Shane! Come Back!
10-18-2007, 16:09
Don't believe everything that you breathe


Don't inhale.

Freeleo
10-18-2007, 16:11
dont go away mad, just go away

Tin Man
10-18-2007, 16:12
Don't be a troll.

SGT Rock
10-18-2007, 16:12
Don't belive what the man says.

Lone Wolf
10-18-2007, 16:13
don't eat the brown acid

Ewker
10-18-2007, 16:13
don't spit into the wind

Lone Wolf
10-18-2007, 16:14
don't mess around with jim

Freeleo
10-18-2007, 16:14
Don't belive what the man says.

you spelled woman wrong

SGT Rock
10-18-2007, 16:14
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Shane! Come Back!
10-18-2007, 16:15
Donít say youíre 16 and doing on a thru-hike, with a group that donates its nonexistent money to a mental health charity.:D

D'Artagnan
10-18-2007, 16:16
Don't write checks with your mouth your ass can't cash.

D'Artagnan
10-18-2007, 16:17
Don't pee on an electric fence.

Lone Wolf
10-18-2007, 16:18
don't you eyeball me maggot!

Alligator
10-18-2007, 16:20
When the trail forks, don't take the path through the pile of sticks.

SGT Rock
10-18-2007, 16:21
Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'em!

Alligator
10-18-2007, 16:24
Don't wear your beer googles at Trail Days.

clodhopper
10-18-2007, 16:32
Don't make me come up there!

RadioFreq
10-18-2007, 16:52
Don't carry umpteen rolls of toilet paper.

J5man
10-18-2007, 16:59
Don't worry, be happy! ( I HATE that song!)

mlkelley
10-18-2007, 17:02
Don't make me pull this car over.

J5man
10-18-2007, 17:04
Don't talk with your mouth full.

Freeleo
10-18-2007, 17:06
dont you know that you are a shooting star and all the world will love you just as long.....

J5man
10-18-2007, 17:07
From the Book, "The 4 Agreements"........
Don't take anything personally.
Don't assume anything.

mlkelley
10-18-2007, 17:08
Don't stop 'till you get enough

J5man
10-18-2007, 17:09
"Don't Tread on Me"

Tin Man
10-18-2007, 17:23
Don't bogart that scotch my friend, pass it over to me.

Kirby
10-18-2007, 17:30
Donít say youíre 16 and doing on a thru-hike, with a group that donates its nonexistent money to a mental health charity.:D

Don't pretend like you know anything about anyone you meet over the internet.

Don't make false statements.

Don't judge someone by their age.

Don't be an a$$.

Kirby

J5man
10-18-2007, 17:30
Don't cry for me Argentina. (Ok after that one, I'm done!)

Freeleo
10-18-2007, 17:32
Don't moveDon't talk out of timeDon't thinkDon't worryEverything's just fineJust fine
Don't grabDon't clutchDon't hope for too muchDon't breatheDon't achieveOr grieve without leave
Don't checkJust balance onthe fenceDon't answerDon't askDon't try andmake sense
Don't whisperDon't talkDon't run ifyou can walkDon't cheat, competeDon't miss the one beat
Don't travel by trainDon't eatDon't spillDon't piss in the drainDon't make a will
Don't fill outany formDon't compensatDon't cowerDon't crawlDon't come around lateDon't hover at the gate
Don't take it on boardDon't fall oyour sworJust play another chordIf you feelyou're gettingboredI feel I feel numbToo much is not enough
I feel numbDon't changeyour brandGimme what yougotDon't listento the band
Don't gapeGimme what Idon't geDon't apeDon't changeyour shapGimme some moreHave another grapeToo much is not enough
I feel numbI feel numbGimme some moreA piece of me, babyI feel numbDon't plead
Don't bridleDon't shackleDon't grindGimme some moreDon't curveDon't swerve Ifeel numb
Lie, die, serveGimme some moreDon't theorize,
realise,polarise I feelnumbChance,,dismiss,apologiseGimme what yougot
Gimme what I don't getGimme what you gotToo much is not enoughDon't spy I feel numbDon't lie
Don't try

Rainman
10-18-2007, 18:03
Don't go to town if you can stay in the woods.

Don't take vitamin "I" to walk, save it for sleeping.

Don't forget to call the people who love you at home. You know you're OK, they don't.

Don't talk too much. Some people still go to the woods for the silence.

Don't forget to drink, even if you're not thirsty.

Don't forget to say goodbye to someone you've walked with for a while. You may never see them again.

Don't believe the trail lasts forever, even when it feels like it does. Two weeks after you're done, you'll wish you were still out there.

Don't stop thinkin' about tomorrow. It'll soon be here.

Don't forget to brush your teeth. Who cares what your breath smells like; you need your teeth.

Don't walk to be finished. Walk in the moment.

Don't let the trail leave your heart, even when your heart leaves the trail.

2XL
10-18-2007, 18:14
Don't piss off Chuck Norris!
And definately not on him!

jlb2012
10-18-2007, 18:39
don't piss into the wind or the spring (hey Pennsy I'm thinking of you ;-)

-SEEKER-
10-18-2007, 20:07
Don't make me say it again!

Appalachian Tater
10-18-2007, 20:52
You don't need to be coy, Roy.

You don't need to discuss much.

Uncle Silly
10-18-2007, 20:55
Don't drink scotch that's not old enough to date.

Tin Man
10-18-2007, 21:07
Don't drink scotch that's not old enough to date.

Are you suggesting partying with underage scotch??? ;)

Uncle Silly
10-18-2007, 21:16
Are you suggesting partying with underage scotch??? ;)

I'm saying I prefer my scotch like I prefer my women: 18 or older. :D

Uncle Silly
10-18-2007, 21:19
I'm saying I prefer my scotch like I prefer my women: 18 or older. :D

Oh, and single. :banana

Tin Man
10-18-2007, 21:22
Oh, and single. :banana
OK then, now we are talking.

FatMan
10-18-2007, 21:38
Don't worry too much about what people think, because they seldom do.

sheeptoast
10-18-2007, 21:41
Don't drink and drive

nitewalker
10-18-2007, 21:43
Dont Tread On Me

FatMan
10-18-2007, 21:45
Don't use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved.

nitewalker
10-18-2007, 21:46
mom always said " DONT PLAY BALL IN THE HOUSE"

Tin Man
10-18-2007, 21:46
Don't hike online. Hike offline.

FatMan
10-18-2007, 21:47
Don't wait for people to be friendly. Show 'em how.

nitewalker
10-18-2007, 21:49
dont cry over spiled milk

saimyoji
10-18-2007, 21:50
Don't you take that tone of voice with me!!

nitewalker
10-18-2007, 21:53
dont you dare!!!!

FatMan
10-18-2007, 21:53
Don't give other people a piece of your mind unless you can afford it.

mlkelley
10-18-2007, 21:53
as my ex-wife used to say.....just DON'T.:eek:

Uncle Silly
10-18-2007, 21:55
Mama don't allow no guitar pickin' here
Mama don't allow no guitar pickin' here
Oh we don't care what Mama don't 'llow
Gonna pick our guitars anyhow
Mama don't allow no guitar pickin' here

FatMan
10-18-2007, 22:16
Don't wrestle with the bears; you will lose.

rcli4
10-18-2007, 22:31
don't complain about your shoes, look around you will find someone that has no feet

Lilred
10-18-2007, 22:32
Don't ask
Don't tell

FatMan
10-18-2007, 22:40
Don't wish it were easier, wish you were better.

Ewker
10-18-2007, 22:58
don't fart on a match

SoonerTex
10-18-2007, 23:23
Don't spit in to the wind

sheeptoast
10-18-2007, 23:35
Don't touch me there

EWS
10-19-2007, 00:20
Don't tell anyone

Uncle Silly
10-19-2007, 00:54
Don't tug on Superman's cape
Don't spit into the wind
Don't pull the mask offa the Lone Ranger
and you don't mess around with Jim

Appalachian Tater
10-19-2007, 01:00
Don't talk about my momma.

Wanderingson
10-19-2007, 01:04
Don't listen to the voices in your head--they may be right.

nitewalker
10-19-2007, 06:54
dont forget your mothers birthday.....that has to be one for the top of the list...peace out , nitewalker

mobileman
10-19-2007, 07:36
Dont worry it will be ok.

Gray Blazer
10-19-2007, 07:41
Don't feed the bears! (except Yogi.)

CoyoteWhips
10-19-2007, 08:39
Don't make me separate you!

Oh, and don't leave the trail without checking your compass so you know which way you're going. Knowing which way is north doesn't help as much if you don't know what side of the trail you're on.

Don't camp under a dead tree.

Don't put your hand or any other body part inside a hollow tree without checking for squirrels.

D'Artagnan
10-19-2007, 08:49
Don't get your knickers in a knot. (Variation--Don't get your panties in a wad.)

Rooster
10-19-2007, 09:10
Don't Beleive everything that you read
you'll get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with mace in the dark
pissing on the foodstamps and burning down the trailer park.

Johnny Thunder
10-19-2007, 09:43
Don't Beleive everything that you read
you'll get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with mace in the dark
pissing on the foodstamps and burning down the trailer park.


See above there Rooster...

It's:

"Don't believe everything that you breathe"

Rooster
10-19-2007, 10:49
don't misquote Beck like that Rooster fella

Footslogger
10-19-2007, 10:52
Don't focus on Katahdin. It'll be there when you get there.

Don't think about anything else but where you are at the moment ...

'Slogger

EWS
10-19-2007, 10:55
Don't say "Ya'll watch this!"

dessertrat
10-19-2007, 10:56
Don't Taze Me Bro!!

That was so funny it bears repeating.

Seriously, don't stick your trekking pole (if you use such things) between two rocks, and then fall. It will break your pole.

Johnny Thunder
10-19-2007, 10:59
Don't send a video into "America's Funniest" if it doesn't involve you lobbing a softball to a kid with a bat.

Don't lob a softball to a kid with a bat if you're not wearing a cup.

EWS
10-19-2007, 11:01
Don't use peppercini olive oil outside of the kitchen

Lone Wolf
10-19-2007, 11:12
don't EVER put regular dish soap in a dishwasher. :eek:

Freeleo
10-19-2007, 11:14
don't EVER put regular dish soap in a dishwasher. :eek:

my grandma watched us after school pre fourth grade and we returned one day to four feet of suds being swept out the kitchen door

dont mess with grandma

Lilred
10-19-2007, 11:17
don't EVER put regular dish soap in a dishwasher. :eek:

LOL I did that once, what a mess....... :o

Johnny Thunder
10-19-2007, 11:21
Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead

"The dishes are done, man"

Cookerhiker
10-19-2007, 11:26
"Don't think twice, it's all right"

Cookerhiker
10-19-2007, 11:27
Don't forget to thank trail maintainers if you meet them out working while you're hiking.

Footslogger
10-19-2007, 11:28
NIL ILLEGITIMUS CARBORUNDUM EST ...

'Slogger

Freeleo
10-19-2007, 11:32
Don't let the bastards get you down;)

Alligator
10-19-2007, 11:40
Don't let the privy door hit you in the ass.

jlb2012
10-19-2007, 11:43
Don't sweat the petty stuff.

Don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Gray Blazer
10-19-2007, 11:45
Don't crush that dwarf, somebody hand me the pliers.

Footslogger
10-19-2007, 11:59
Don't let the privy door hit you in the ass.

======================================

....especially on the way IN !!

'Slogger

Alligator
10-19-2007, 12:03
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....especially on the way IN !!

'Slogger
Exactly:jump .

Creek Dancer
10-19-2007, 12:15
Don't use the exact same type of bottle for your olive oil and camp suds. :p You may end up with sudsy pasta at LeConte shelter on a cold night when you are really really hungry, and the stove was working properly, and....

jlb2012
10-19-2007, 12:20
Don't be afraid to admit that you are a bonehead.

Johnny Thunder
10-19-2007, 12:27
Don't fear the reaper

(You might be a king
Or a low street sweeper
But sooner or later
You dance with the reaper)

jlb2012
10-19-2007, 12:38
Don't hang your hammock from a forked tree that has been used to break firewood.

2XL
10-19-2007, 13:20
Don't fight the feeling.

Lone Wolf
10-19-2007, 13:24
don't force a fart. you'll draw mud

2XL
10-19-2007, 13:25
Don't struggle

Freeleo
10-19-2007, 13:25
don't drink the water

superman
10-19-2007, 13:59
Don't shop for your re-supply without putting your glasses on.:eek:

The Weasel
10-19-2007, 14:03
Don't keep walking on a 'hot spot.' Bandage/tape all blisters or hot spots as soon as you feel them.

TW

Gray Blazer
10-19-2007, 14:05
Don't stop believing (hang on to that feeling)

Footslogger
10-19-2007, 14:06
Don't go shopping for re-supply when you're hungry ...you'll end up with a lot of extra food. Eat first, shop later !!

'Slogger

Uncle Silly
10-19-2007, 15:43
Don't go shopping for re-supply when you're hungry ...you'll end up with a lot of extra food. Eat first, shop later !!


... and it's corollary:

Don't shop for re-supply while stoned. :D

Tin Man
10-19-2007, 15:50
Don't allow your online communications be any different than your face-to-face communications. If it is, stop, back away from the keyboard and think before you hit enter on your revised communication.

D'Artagnan
10-19-2007, 15:56
Don't poop where you eat.

Footslogger
10-19-2007, 16:24
... and it's corollary:

Don't shop for re-supply while stoned. :D
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Yeah ...or you end up with a backpack full of cookies and chips !!

'Slogger

2XL
10-19-2007, 16:27
Don't forget to stop and smell the roses.

Uncle Silly
10-19-2007, 16:28
Yeah ...or you end up with a backpack full of cookies and chips !!

speak for yourself... i always end up with wasabi peas, candied ginger and poptarts...

jlb2012
10-19-2007, 16:29
Don't forget that being constipated while squating over a cathole really sucks.

SoonerTex
10-19-2007, 16:37
... and it's corollary:

don't use such big words.:)

2XL
10-19-2007, 16:41
When collecting kindling:
Don't forget, those sticks that are sticking straight out of the ground may be marking somebody's cathole. That stick may have a suprise on the other end.:eek:

REBELYELL
10-19-2007, 18:57
Don't belive anything you hear,and only half of what you see

Blissful
10-19-2007, 19:10
Wish I'd had these before my hike last year. So many are right on target. Even Lone Wolf's. :)

Anyway, don't go with a plan on how you will hike the trail - mileage, stops, etc. In a day it will all be chucked out the window. Take the trail as it comes, day by day, and be adaptable.

SGT Rock
10-19-2007, 19:15
Don't burn your itinerary (I'll do it for you)

Kirby
10-19-2007, 19:23
Don't have mercy for invasive varmint.

Kirby

TJ aka Teej
10-19-2007, 19:30
Don't laugh at the old, slow, and grey haired hikers.
With luck, you'll be one too someday!

Hikerhead
10-19-2007, 19:30
Don't carry 6 bottles of water and 6 rolls of toilet paper in Ga. Well....you might want to do that now, you can trade the TP for water.

chiefdaddy
10-19-2007, 20:53
don't eat peanut butter two hours after you ate the bag of mushrooms!

chiefdaddy
10-19-2007, 20:55
Don't forget vaseline!!!

Don't Forget Cotton Balls!!!

Kirby
10-19-2007, 20:57
Don't forget why you are on the trail.

Don't forget to enjoy yourself.

Kirby

Jimmers
10-19-2007, 21:00
Don't forget to wash your hands.

chiefdaddy
10-19-2007, 21:13
Don't take so freaking long to get here!!! (speaking to the month of March!)

nitewalker
10-19-2007, 21:17
dont make me angry! you wouldnt like me when im angry...

nitewalker
10-19-2007, 21:19
dont worry ................................be happy

Uncle Silly
10-19-2007, 21:20
Don't ignore the erogenous zones.

Jimmers
10-19-2007, 21:24
Don't take any wooden rhetoric.

SGT Rock
10-19-2007, 21:25
Don't stay up late.

2XL
10-19-2007, 22:06
Don't force the issue.

Jimmers
10-19-2007, 23:15
Don't, don't, don't, let's start,
this is the worst part.....

Footslogger
10-19-2007, 23:48
Don't laugh at the old, slow, and grey haired hikers.
With luck, you'll be one too someday!

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Hey ...that one hit home !!

'Slogger

EWS
10-20-2007, 00:31
Don't say under oath "The kid ain't mine. I pulled out way in time."

Old Hillwalker
10-20-2007, 07:24
Don't attempt to rollerskate in a Buffalo herd. You can't.

You can tune a guitar, but don't attempt to tuna fish.

Don't forget to smile when the weather won't.

Roland
10-20-2007, 07:45
Don't expect many serious responses, when you post a question on WB.

superman
10-20-2007, 07:52
Don't say under oath "The kid ain't mine. I pulled out way in time."

So what should I have said?:-?

EWS
10-20-2007, 08:07
So what should I have said?:-?

Daddy! Is that you?:confused:

superman
10-20-2007, 08:21
Daddy! Is that you?:confused:

Just LMAO son.

WILKEBEAST
10-20-2007, 13:25
hows the toy story quote go?

"Never Give! Never Surrender!"

Dancer
10-20-2007, 15:06
Don't you want me baby?

Don't let the suuun go down on meeee!

Seriously, don't put your dreams off until it's convenient. Make a way.

AW

Freeleo
10-20-2007, 15:19
dont let little lifes hangups get you down

jlb2012
10-20-2007, 15:30
Don't walk away, don't say goodbye
Don't turn around, don't let it die
When shadows fall, when day is done
All through the night, all of my life
Don't walk away

Uncle Silly
10-20-2007, 16:17
You can tune a guitar, but don't attempt to tuna fish.

Actually, I find tuna fish much more common on the trail than tuning a guitar.

No Belay
10-20-2007, 19:10
DON'T ....I have a headache.:(

gaga
10-20-2007, 19:41
don`t seat on wet and cold rocks or tree stumps, hemorrhoids are not your friends

2XL
10-20-2007, 21:25
Don't go away angry, just go away.

Don't judge me.

AND PLEASE!!!! Do not bring this thread back to life six months from now.

Mad Hatter 08
10-21-2007, 01:38
don't eat that you'll ruin your dinner

Uncle Silly
10-21-2007, 17:30
Don't skimp on fat calories -- BRING ON DA BUTTA!!

SGT Rock
10-21-2007, 17:40
Don't forget to see ____(insert place here)____

Freeleo
10-21-2007, 17:44
sea to shining sea

Froggy
10-21-2007, 20:56
Don't worry about the big things. They're easy.

Wory about the little things. They're hard. For example, should you have the M&Ms or the Snicker's next? Damned diffficult question, well worth fretting about for miles.

SGT Rock
10-21-2007, 21:03
related too:

Don't nickle and dime in a million dollar show.

Trailjockey
10-21-2007, 22:42
Don`t let the rain fall down on me!:(

gaga
10-21-2007, 22:53
DO NOT camouflage your shelter, as this will reduce your chances of being rescued.:rolleyes:

EWS
10-21-2007, 23:41
Don't set fire to your boat to signal distress, even though it recommended by the International Collison Regulations.

warraghiyagey
10-21-2007, 23:46
... and it's corollary:

Don't shop for re-supply while stoned. :D

And. . . never swallow anything bigger than your head.

warraghiyagey
10-21-2007, 23:48
speak for yourself... i always end up with wasabi peas, candied ginger and poptarts...

Five pounds of Little Debbie strawberry swirl snack cakes.:)

warraghiyagey
10-21-2007, 23:50
don't EVER put regular dish soap in a dishwasher. :eek:

Now that's funny. If you've never done it or heard of it though you should give it a whirl.:)

gaga
10-22-2007, 08:42
don`t fart louder than you snore, its just not polite :D

quasarr
10-22-2007, 10:24
Don't stop believing

RadioFreq
10-22-2007, 11:28
Don't feed the bears! (except Yogi.)

Don't feed yogis. :)

Wanderingson
10-22-2007, 11:33
Don't let the bed bugs bite

jlb2012
10-22-2007, 11:36
Don't be rude.

Lone Wolf
10-22-2007, 11:41
don't let this stupid thread go on any longer

SGT Rock
10-22-2007, 11:41
Then Don't post to it anymore. ;)

Rainman
10-22-2007, 11:48
Don't let a plea for this thread to end be the last post on it.

Wanderingson
10-22-2007, 12:14
don't let this stupid thread go on any longer

Don't even think about trying to control this thread.:banana

Freeleo
10-22-2007, 12:16
DON'T CRY, WOLF...o that should have been dont cry wolf:)

Marta
10-22-2007, 12:20
Don't step on my blue suede shoes!

jlb2012
10-22-2007, 12:40
Don't display the freeeking banana.

Alligator
10-22-2007, 13:02
Don't be afraid of the dark:eek: .

Tin Man
10-22-2007, 13:13
Don't you know the don'ts list may end up longer than the do's list?

Wanderingson
10-22-2007, 13:22
Don't display the freeeking banana.


hahaha--Don't tell me what to do:banana

Marta
10-22-2007, 13:49
Don't come snoopin' 'round my back door.

Uncle Silly
10-22-2007, 14:05
Don't go 'round tonight, it's bound to take your life, there's a bad moon on the rise


(or the hiker version)
Hiker stay on the trail, don't go into town to get your mail, there's a shelter on the ridge

SGT Rock
10-22-2007, 14:06
Don't go to the shelter - it is on fire.

Tin Man
10-22-2007, 14:08
Don't put out the fire in the shelter.

Lone Wolf
10-22-2007, 14:10
don't build no stinkin' shelters

Wanderingson
10-22-2007, 14:14
Don't bogart that joint my friend......

RadioFreq
10-22-2007, 14:21
Statement #1: Don't believe anything I say.

Statement #2: I am lying.

(Now I sit back and watch the entire Internet crash.)

leeki pole
10-22-2007, 15:08
Don't let the sun go down on me.

Uncle Silly
10-22-2007, 15:10
Don't leave home without it. (Whatever "it" is.)

Freeleo
10-22-2007, 15:15
Huh, please dont you rock my boat
cause I dont want my boat to be rockin anyhow
Please dont you rock my boat, no
cause I dont want my boat to be rockin

dockaos
10-22-2007, 16:09
Don't bring me down.....Bruce!

2XL
10-22-2007, 16:27
Don't mess with Texas

Freeleo
10-22-2007, 16:29
dont go chasing waterfalls...actually that is a good idea

warraghiyagey
10-22-2007, 17:09
don't build no stinkin' shelters

That's not really a saying. You made it up.:D

nitewalker
10-22-2007, 17:14
dont stop thinking about tomorrow

nitewalker
10-22-2007, 17:16
dont fear the reaper

jlb2012
10-22-2007, 18:49
Don't stand too close when mooning the cog railroad or you may get a lump of coal up your butt.

Dancer
10-22-2007, 20:42
Don't eat yellow snow......

Tin Man
10-22-2007, 20:49
Don't decide what happened in the real world (or what should be done about it) from your keyboard.

Jester2000
10-22-2007, 20:53
Don't go breakin' my heart.

Trailjockey
10-22-2007, 21:29
Don`t stand to close to me.

Jimmers
10-22-2007, 22:43
Don't pull anyone's finger.

2XL
10-22-2007, 22:46
Don't get me started.

Trailjockey
10-22-2007, 22:59
My last trip trip I could have used:
1) Don't forget batteries for your Steripen.
2) Don't bring a lighter whose butane level you are unsure of.(I had a back-up)
3) Don't forget to count countour lines on the map when planning mileage.

Hey ROOSTER ! Don't you wish you remembered to bring extra batteries, another lighter and took some lessons in map reading.:rolleyes:

Wanderingson
10-23-2007, 11:54
Do this,
Don't do that
Can't you read the signs

Signs, Signs, Everywhere are signs.........

nitewalker
10-23-2007, 16:08
Dont Lite Your Stove In The Dorm!!!!!!!!!!!!

JoeHiker
10-24-2007, 09:28
Don't go changing to try and please me

JoeHiker
10-24-2007, 09:32
Now a serious one.

Don't plan an ambitious schedule of mileage. Give yourself plenty of time to stop during the day and set up camp after you arrive wherever you want to arrive

Mad Hatter 08
10-25-2007, 01:40
don't throw mama from the train

Jimmers
10-25-2007, 02:39
Don't throw me under the bus.

nitewalker
10-25-2007, 07:41
Now a serious one.

Don't plan an ambitious schedule of mileage. Give yourself plenty of time to stop during the day and set up camp after you arrive wherever you want to arrive


who in there rite mind would do that?:-? i have never overplaned my mileage.:eek: or did i.......:o

Pony
10-25-2007, 14:09
Don't play on the internet from your office cubicle at work.