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Midway Sam
10-25-2007, 10:27
Folks, look no farther. Here is the Ultimate hiker's tool...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/8b97/

The UL crowd will pan it, but just think... you'll never meet a situation you can't handle!

rafe
10-25-2007, 10:30
Now that's funny. Have you checked out the mouse balls?

Midway Sam
10-25-2007, 10:32
Now that's funny. Have you checked out the mouse balls?

No, but the Singing Monkey Balls look interesting...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/8c94/

Gray Blazer
10-25-2007, 10:41
That golf shoe spike wrench might come in handy. I would get one, but it doesn't have a conductor's baton. Geeesh!

Cannibal
10-25-2007, 10:43
I ordered some of the Jolt caffeine mints from this site yesterday; can't wait to try them.

Midway Sam
10-25-2007, 10:46
I ordered some of the Jolt caffeine mints from this site yesterday; can't wait to try them.

You need to chew and swallow those with a Bawls chaser. Also, be sure to get the caffeinated bar of soap. Use it with the DMSO stuff talked about here at WB and you should experience a nice caffine buzz.

DavidNH
10-25-2007, 10:48
man oh man.. I always knew Swiss army knives had everything but this one is over the top. And 1000 bucks?

I am guessing this is a joke and some how computer simulated?

Could this be the first portable 10 pound plus knife??

David

Cannibal
10-25-2007, 10:50
You need to chew and swallow those with a Bawls chaser. Also, be sure to get the caffeinated bar of soap. Use it with the DMSO stuff talked about here at WB and you should experience a nice caffine buzz.

LOL! So much for dropping that vice on my hike.

Midway Sam
10-25-2007, 10:50
man oh man.. I always knew Swiss army knives had everything but this one is over the top. And 1000 bucks?

I am guessing this is a joke and some how computer simulated?

Could this be the first portable 10 pound plus knife??

David

The article states that it is in fact real, and was created to mark Wenger's 100th anniversary. Call it a collector's item. And it states that weighs 2 pounds 11 ounces.

DavidNH
10-25-2007, 10:55
Yeah I just read it over again..It is indeed just under 3 pounds and it's real.

Some one please tell me..

who the heck out there would ever spend 1000 bucks for a knife with 85 tools? And if ya had this thing.. imagine trying to find the particular tool you want to use? must take several minutes just to locate the tweezers (I am assuming this knife has tweezers..it has just about everything else!!)

David

Freeleo
10-25-2007, 10:58
dont knock it till ya try it....i love mine:-?

refreeman
10-25-2007, 11:00
good one midway sam

sylvan
10-25-2007, 12:18
Yikes! $1000!!!

hrm...no thanks :P

LIhikers
10-25-2007, 16:14
In studying the photo the only thing I DIDN'T see was a knife blade:-?

RockyBob
10-25-2007, 16:58
In studying the photo the only thing I DIDN'T see was a knife blade:-?

Look at the spec page. It has plenty of blades. One thing it didn't have tho. No magnifying glass to start campfires.

pure_mahem
10-25-2007, 20:45
only $250 in Bud K!

Bootstrap
10-25-2007, 21:56
dont knock it till ya try it....i love mine:-?


I wasn't able to get the vacuum cleaner haircut attachment to work on mine.

Jonathan

Flush2wice
10-25-2007, 22:39
The one tool that I noticed is missing is a wet stone for sharpening your pocket knife. $1,000 and I can't even sharpen my knife??? Bogus!!!!