Essential skills

[Cuffs]

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:"God, please give me the strength to cross the river. "Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river. "Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river. "Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

[Roots]

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:"God, please give me the strength to cross the river. "Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river. "Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river. "Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
Awesome!! I love that one!:D

[buckowens]

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:"God, please give me the strength to cross the river. "Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river. "Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river. "Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.


Cuffs,

You need to post that on the girls forum. They will love it!!:D

[Cuffs]

I dont usually go the "man bashing" route, but I did think this one was just too funny to pass up!

[buckowens]

I dont usually go the "man bashing" route, but I did think this one was just too funny to pass up!

My solution for that in my car is my Garmin 2620 GPS, and I have three in my Flight Management System in the airplane. I still HATE asking for directions!!!:D Must be a guy thing...