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Big_I
01-10-2008, 01:14
Mission statement: collect funds to enable L Wolf to hike extremely long trails all over the world instead of trolling WB day after day after day after.........

All donations are tax deductable!

A-Train
01-10-2008, 01:16
He doesn't need no charity. Guys doing OK. Maybe he could use another long walk, but he can certainly fit his own bill. Save your money for more worthy causes.

OregonHiker
01-10-2008, 01:27
Mission statement: collect funds to enable L Wolf to hike extremely long trails all over the world instead of trolling WB day after day after day after.........

All donations are tax deductable!

Or we can pitch so we could buy him a iphone so he can hike and troll:banana

Caveman of Ohio
01-10-2008, 01:27
I will take the funds to do the At again this year. I will take all sorts of charity.

take-a-knee
01-10-2008, 01:47
Mission statement: collect funds to enable L Wolf to hike extremely long trails all over the world instead of trolling WB day after day after day after.........

All donations are tax deductable!

I for one happen to enjoy and appreciate his "trolling" or whatever you call it. I don't always agree with him but I have a suspicion I'd agree with you even less.

River Runner
01-10-2008, 02:01
There are a lot bigger trolls than L Wolf on here. At least he has a sense of humor about it.

Big_I
01-10-2008, 02:01
I for one happen to enjoy and appreciate his "trolling" or whatever you call it. I don't always agree with him but I have a suspicion I'd agree with you even less.
Maybe we can get you some fundage too!

warraghiyagey
01-10-2008, 02:03
I'll save my trail budget, enjoy his posts and maybe be fortunate enought o meet him on the trail or as as I pass through his town.;)

Big_I
01-10-2008, 02:03
At least he has a sense of humor about it.
I'm sure we'll be treated to some of it soon.

mobileman
01-10-2008, 02:19
Lone Wolf for (P)resident of the year in Damascas. Official headquarters are now open at D. O. T. S. Donations are accepted at the end of the long wooden structure near the wall. A (tab)ulation with donors name and minimum gift starting at $20.00 will be considered acceptable. Office hours will be posted near the door. Each donor will be allowed a 3 minute meeting with said (P)resident of the year IF they supply Lone Wolf with the appropriate refreshment. Upon entering the official headquarters please remove hat and shoes then wait until spoken to. If Gypsy is present please keep shoes on.

River Runner
01-10-2008, 02:28
I'm sure we'll be treated to some of it soon.

Dang! No offer of fundage for me. :mad:

OregonHiker
01-10-2008, 02:30
Dang! No offer of fundage for me. :mad:

nah...you're from WEST Virginia:D

OregonHiker
01-10-2008, 02:31
I'm sure we'll be treated to some of it soon.

Hey...everyone has there windmill to tilt at.

Kirby
01-12-2008, 15:09
Funny thing, every time I have seen a question asked such as "How can I get from Atlanta to Springer?", he gives a straight answer. His humor makes this site enjoyable, it would be a little dull without him around. I do not consider him to be a troll.

Ask him a straight forward question, that actually has a simple answer and does not require opinions, and he will give it to you.

Kirby

Marta
01-12-2008, 15:12
Dang! No offer of fundage for me. :mad:

I think you've got another 10,000 posts to go before you qualify. They'd better be interesting posts, too.

mrc237
01-12-2008, 16:00
LW is "independently wealthy" and pays his way here on WB he is also a standup guy! Charity, he don't need no stinkin charity!

Frolicking Dinosaurs
01-12-2008, 16:06
I'm proposing the "Dino Frolicking Fund" be started. This will enable the Dino to frolic as much as she wants and keep her away from the edit, delete and move functions on this site :D :D

Seriously, LW does not need an endowment fund. He is independently wealthy. I read it in a news article so I know it is true
::: Dino runs off before breaking into laughter :::

Lone Wolf
01-12-2008, 16:07
buncha bs

dessertrat
01-12-2008, 16:08
I'm proposing the "Dino Frolicking Fund" be started. This will enable the Dino to frolic as much as she wants and keep her away from the edit, delete and move functions on this site :D :D

Seriously, LW does not need an endowment fund. He is independently wealthy. I read it in a news article so I know it is true
::: Dino runs off before breaking into laughter :::

I'll bet I'm better endowed than L. Wolf.

kayak karl
01-12-2008, 16:09
Mission statement: collect funds to enable L Wolf to hike extremely long trails all over the world instead of trolling WB day after day after day after.........

All donations are tax deductable!
ill put up $10 if; he carries sticks, filters water and sleeps in a shelter. oh, and goes nobo:D make it $20:D

Frolicking Dinosaurs
01-12-2008, 16:10
I'll bet I'm better endowed than L. Wolf.
buncha bshttp://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/Frequently%20used/Popcorneatingsmiley.gif

oldfivetango
01-12-2008, 16:13
I for one happen to enjoy and appreciate his "trolling" or whatever you call it. I don't always agree with him but I have a suspicion I'd agree with you even less.

I would like to second that.:D
Oldfivetango

StarLyte
01-12-2008, 16:37
You guys are rotten.

mudhead
01-12-2008, 17:36
buncha bs
I expected more of a reply! Heard a hog today, thought of you.

ill put up $10 if; he carries sticks, filters water and sleeps in a shelter. oh, and goes nobo:D make it $20:D

I would put up a dollar if he wore a functional cell phone. On.

Bearpaw
01-12-2008, 18:09
Just buy him a beer if you see him in town. He is one of the best folks I met on my thru-hike in '99. He may be crotchety online, but he's a gem in person.

Smile
01-12-2008, 18:12
This site wouldn't be the same w/o LWolf.

I like to read his one liners, he stirs the pot at just the right moments, and his knowledge about the trail is always right on, no nonsense info is nice to see posted. :)

Tin Man
01-12-2008, 18:36
This site wouldn't be the same w/o LWolf.

I like to read his one liners, he stirs the pot at just the right moments, and his knowledge about the trail is always right on, no nonsense info is nice to see posted. :)

I wouldn't say he stirs the pot as much as keeps people honest and fair - like him.

Pacific Tortuga
01-12-2008, 18:45
I know this may not sit well from a liberal like me, L. Wolf is the kind of guy you want if your hurt on the Trail or in a fight at Dots.

He is one bad mo-fo with a heart (not bleeding of course :)). You know he has to be a, 'one of a few good men', or Gypsey would never have hooked up with him.

Frolicking Dinosaurs
01-12-2008, 18:47
..... he has to be a, 'one of a few good men', or Gypsy would never have hooked up with him.True dat - Gypsy is a classy lady with excellent taste.

winger
01-12-2008, 19:20
As a newbie here, one of the individuals who has gained my respect, so far, is L.Wolf. He is far from being a troll in my opinion, I suspect a few others should step to the front of the line instead.

Hooch
01-12-2008, 20:32
I for one happen to enjoy and appreciate his "trolling" or whatever you call it. I don't always agree with him but I have a suspicion I'd agree with you even less.
Well put. I appreciate the particular "flavor" that the man brings to our little online community. Every village needs a curmudgeon. :D Like others, I don't agree with some of what he says, but respect his opinion nonetheless. He doesn't need anyone's approval to be here.

Kirby
01-12-2008, 20:36
He has earned his right to raise a little hell, he is a donating member, that must come with some perks.

Kirby

Montego
01-12-2008, 20:40
Hey, welcome to WhiteBlaze winger. Yep, LWolf is a standup guy alright :welcome

gldwings1
01-12-2008, 20:50
I like th idea. Was wonderin how I could afford to take 6 months off to TH.

Frolicking Dinosaurs
01-12-2008, 20:52
He has earned his right to raise a little hell, he is a donating member, that must come with some perks.Donating isn't the key here. Bringing valuable info in massive quantities to WB does make a difference.

LW isn't a troll, but his behavior could use a bit of work
::: Dino seen peeking over trifocals at Wolfy and hoping Gyspy rubs off on him :::

Hooch
01-12-2008, 21:02
Donating isn't the key here. Bringing valuable info in massive quantities to WB does make a difference.

LW isn't a troll, but his behavior could use a bit of work
::: Dino seen peeking over trifocals at Wolfy and hoping Gyspy rubs off on him :::Wolfie does contribute a lot to this site in the way of knowledge, experise, etc. The place wouldn't be the same without him.

dixicritter
01-12-2008, 21:03
He's no worse than SGT Rock. ;)

Hooch
01-12-2008, 21:08
Ouch. :datz Rock back on the trail yet til SoRuck Dixi?

dixicritter
01-12-2008, 21:10
Ouch. :datz Rock back on the trail yet til SoRuck Dixi?

Dropped him off this morning. :D

Hooch
01-12-2008, 21:12
Dropped him off this morning. :DAwesome, lookin forward to seeing you and Rock at SoRuck.

scavenger
01-12-2008, 23:46
Lone Wolf is pretty ****ing funny and gives some good information too. Hope I meet him on the trail some time so he can make fun of me in person.

River Runner
01-13-2008, 00:08
I think you've got another 10,000 posts to go before you qualify. They'd better be interesting posts, too.

Hey take-a-knee got an offer and he only has a couple hundred more posts than me. :mad:

:p:p:p

bfitz
01-13-2008, 00:41
It should be like a charity foundation. Like the Gates foundation. It helps anyone who is not a hiker do anything but hike.

Javasanctum
01-13-2008, 00:51
Anybody that hangs out around here is OK in my book... "to each, his own" (or use the ignore function) Let he without sin chuck the first Leki Pole.

Newb
01-13-2008, 00:51
Whoa! What about that Lear Jet parked at Damascus International Airport with the L.W. moniker on the tail?

slow
01-13-2008, 00:57
He seem's to know alot and very helpful plus he is funny....poles are for kids.:D

Hooch
01-13-2008, 06:37
......poles are for kids.:DOr firefighters. :D

Frolicking Dinosaurs
01-13-2008, 09:52
Poles are for the elderly as well - and for dancers :D

Lone Wolf
01-13-2008, 09:54
wingfoot.....never mind

Heater
01-13-2008, 09:58
Maybe we can get you some fundage too!

I had some of that on my ass one time. Medicated powder cleared it right up.

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-10389202731761_1979_83022123

Lone Wolf
01-13-2008, 10:14
this helps too www.buttpaste.com

peanuts
01-13-2008, 12:59
go wolfie go...:D

mlkelley
01-13-2008, 13:14
this helps too www.buttpaste.com (http://www.buttpaste.com)


I saw a nascar race last year that had this product as the main sponsor on the car. Now, everyone can tell me what a redneck I am for having this knowledge. :D

Lone Wolf
01-13-2008, 13:18
I saw a nascar race last year that had this product as the main sponsor on the car. Now, everyone can tell me what a redneck I am for having this knowledge. :D

Tonight on the history channel you can learn about redneck hillbillys
http://www.history.com/shows.do?action=detail&episodeId=260674

Sly
01-13-2008, 13:43
I've known L. Wolf longer than anyone that frequents this site and I echo the others that say he's a stand up guy.

If anyone has problems with him keep on typing... http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/hikertrash/pcguru.gif

:D

Tin Man
01-13-2008, 13:47
I've known L. Wolf longer than anyone that frequents this site and I echo the others that say he's a stand up guy.

If anyone has problems with him keep on typing... http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/hikertrash/pcguru.gif

:D

I already felt his punch(line) once or twice, so no thanks. Yours too, btw. :p

Frolicking Dinosaurs
01-13-2008, 14:22
LW is not a trol, but he does have a few questionable habits :D
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/LW-Crockspoon.jpg

AlwaysHiking
01-13-2008, 14:30
Tonight on the history channel you can learn about redneck hillbillys
http://www.history.com/shows.do?action=detail&episodeId=260674

I saw that a couple weeks ago... actually quite interesting. WV miners are the real 'original' rednecks.

River Runner
01-13-2008, 15:40
And West Virginia still does redneck better than any of the rest of y'all. ;)

rafe
01-13-2008, 16:15
And West Virginia still does redneck better than any of the rest of y'all. ;)

It's all relative. Especially in West Virginia, I hear.

Frolicking Dinosaurs
01-13-2008, 16:33
We from the hills of TN hereby challenge the good people of WV to a bake-off -- I'm roasting some bear meat and serving it up with cracklin' bread.

Nest
01-13-2008, 16:41
We from the hills of TN hereby challenge the good people of WV to a bake-off -- I'm roasting some bear meat and serving it up with cracklin' bread.


Yay!! I saw some possum on the road yesterday. I'll go get it for a stew.

Frolicking Dinosaurs
01-13-2008, 16:45
Stew? Possum dumplings - now there's some good eating. BTW, was it cold enough for day-old road kill in your area yesterday? :D

Nest
01-13-2008, 16:49
Stew? Possum dumplings - now there's some good eating. BTW, was it cold enough for day-old road kill in your area yesterday? :D


Stew is easier since I'm a crappy cook. It got pretty cold last night. It may be a little gamey, but it should still beat any junk that comes out of WV. Honestly though, I think I might have some squirrel and rabbit in the freezer outside. Think that would be better?

AlwaysHiking
01-13-2008, 17:28
And West Virginia still does redneck better than any of the rest of y'all. ;)

Born and raised - and completely agree! :D

Lugnut
01-13-2008, 18:07
It's all relative. Especially in West Virginia, I hear.

Good one! :banana

dessertrat
01-13-2008, 18:23
You know how you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?


If it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.

Dances with Mice
01-13-2008, 18:58
We from the hills of TN hereby challenge the good people of WV to a bake-off -- I'm roasting some bear meat and serving it up with cracklin' bread.I did NOT see that on the SoRuck spreadsheet.

River Runner
01-13-2008, 19:27
It's all relative. Especially in West Virginia, I hear.

Oh no, not more of this:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Kampfire/message/130039

River Runner
01-13-2008, 19:29
We from the hills of TN hereby challenge the good people of WV to a bake-off -- I'm roasting some bear meat and serving it up with cracklin' bread.

Hey, the real rednecks are the ones eatin' the gov'ment stuff out of the cans. You're just gettin' too fancy for we'uns. :p

River Runner
01-13-2008, 19:31
You know how you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?


If it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.

See link above. :D

Frolicking Dinosaurs
01-13-2008, 19:31
I did NOT see that on the SoRuck spreadsheet.It would be difficult to bring enough cracklin' bread to feed everyone at SORUCK. We could roast a bear Hawaiian style I suppose - of course NOC may refuse to ever allow us there again. http://animalscrazysmiles.pcdingo.net/images/ours.gif

Tin Man
01-13-2008, 19:54
It would be difficult to bring enough cracklin' bread to feed everyone at SORUCK. We could roast a bear Hawaiian style I suppose - of course NOC may refuse to ever allow us there again.

What? No hog jowls, chitlins or smoked crawdads?

Dances with Mice
01-13-2008, 19:57
We could roast a bear Hawaiian style I suppose - of course NOC may refuse to ever allow us there again. Nah. The fire ring area's got rocks and wood, we could make it work. NOC might not like us using one of their bears, though.

And you don't have to bring cracklins for everyone - just for those first in the chow line.

Frolicking Dinosaurs
01-13-2008, 20:32
What? No hog jowls, chitlins or smoked crawdads?Absolutely no chitlins (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?p=368441#post368441), but I will likely have some hog jowl in my non-veggie soup. Wrong time of year for crawdads.